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Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:33 am

The fact a movie with the cast and budget of Live By Night got dumped in the January release window should have been a sign. 3/10.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:35 pm

Split: Didn't really like it. Didn't hate it either. 6/10.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:31 pm

A Cure For Wellness is pretty bad. Dull, predictable, 30 minutes too long.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:43 pm

Thumbs up for Get Out.
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Postby Bucharest on Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:28 am

Yeah, heard it's awesome....not to be "Rotten Tomatoes Guy", but it's hard to argue with 100%....with critics...most of whom don't even like the smell of their own farts....and it's from Jordan Peele...did not see that coming.
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Postby Bucharest on Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:37 am

Yeah, heard it's awesome....not to be "Rotten Tomatoes Guy", but it's hard to argue with 100%....with critics...most of whom don't even like the smell of their own farts....and it's from Jordan Peele...did not see that coming.
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Postby HornMafia on Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:13 am

The Batman Lego movie was pretty good if guys don't mind looking more like a creeper than usual.
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:51 pm

The Circle - Meh. it's nice to see a movie explore how we are going to take the path towards totalitarianism proposed by Aldous Huxley where we happily do it to ourselves rather than presenting yet another Orwellian hellscape but it's way too on the nose. Comes off as a feature length really halfassed episode of Black Mirror.
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby McKinneyHorn on Sat May 06, 2017 10:20 am

Galaxy 2 is greatness...better than Galaxy 1 IMO. I laughed several times during the movie, which my son brought to my attention. Apparently it doesn't happen that often. Good stuff.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:55 pm

Saw Logan Lucky tonight. Katie Holmes is looking pretty beat.
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:08 pm

I haven't been to a movie theater since January.
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:59 pm

Ingrid Goes West - Didn't like the ending but overall it was OK.

Wind River - The directorial debut of the guy who wrote Sicario and Hell or High Water. Much like Sicario it is not much fun to watch but is damn good.
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Postby eochs on Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:19 am

Logan Lucky - Pretty good. Not Oceans 11, but fun. Ending a little long

Baby Driver- Pure fun heist and car chase movie
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:58 pm

It - Thoroughly adequate scripted entertainment.
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Postby eochs on Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:51 am

12ozLongneck wrote:It - Thoroughly adequate scripted entertainment.


No. Fuck off.
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:38 am

Are you saying that because you really liked it or really disliked it?
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Postby eochs on Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:38 am

12ozLongneck wrote:Are you saying that because you really liked it or really disliked it?


Because the original made me piss myself as a 13 year old kid lol
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:52 pm

This one, as someone smarter than me put it, plays out like a higher octane version of Stranger Things. If you liked that, you'd probably find It worth seeing.
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:42 pm

mother!: Pointless self-indulgent crap.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:57 pm

Brawl In Cell Block 99 was fucking awesome. Great performance by Vaughn.
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Re: 2017 Movies

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:19 pm

Suburbicon is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Don't be fooled by the involvement of the Coen brothers. Not funny. Predictable. The overarching "subversive" point was about as subtle as a crowbar to the face and isn't anything we haven't already heard. Skip it.
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