Fuck you, Elvis Andrus

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Fuck you, Elvis Andrus

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Oct 14, 2015 5:38 pm

I hope Bannister shreds your passport while the entire team holds you down and sodomizes you with a Louisville Slugger and then tells Ugueth Urbina what your address in South America is so he will maybe go set you on fire.
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Re: Fuck you, Elvis Andrus

Postby tamut98 on Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:17 am

I said this last night.
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Re: Fuck you, Elvis Andrus

Postby UTwiz on Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:34 pm

For the record, Elvis was arguably the Rangers best player last night.
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Postby tamut98 on Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:50 pm

I thought Feldman was our best player.
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Re: Fuck you, Elvis Andrus

Postby Drew Corleone on Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:49 pm

Feldman wasn't that bad. Prince murdered a good pitch and he gave up a lot of bloops. Elvis and Belts played pretty baller D and Desmond had what I suspect was his best game yet for Texas.

Fields was a bigger goat than Feldman, IMO.

Of course the whole team seems to play with their heads up their asses in Arlington.
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