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Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:32 pm

Fuck you, you motherfucking cunt. You want to get hammered at Sherlock's, fuck some skank in the bathroom and then show up at your apology press conference and open up with "Well, I wish we were here to talk about a contract extension."? Fuck you. You want to follow that up by putting up numbers in July that could be duplicated by a quadriplegic retard? Fuck you. Go home from Seattle because you have dry eyes and got some dirt from the batters box in your pussy after you struck out on a curveball that was 10 feet outside? Fuck you. Go fucking overdose after you lose Friday. That way you get to go home to your buddy Jesus and we don't have to spend the entire offseason listening to speculation about who is going to overpay your bitch ass. Win/win. Fuck you.
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Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby HornMafia on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:35 pm

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Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby LMQueen on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:06 pm

Ha!
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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby Mr. Peabody on Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:56 pm

That is a "f" thread HALL OF FAME post if there ever was one.
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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby Makaveli on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:18 pm

I worry about 'ol 12 sometimes
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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby Mr. Peabody on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:39 pm

Makaveli wrote:I worry about 'ol 12 sometimes



Me too.

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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:09 am

This makes my Eric Gagne hatred look like rainbows and unicorns. Well done.
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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:38 pm

Oh, I see you can play defense in the outfield during the last week of the season THIS year. Fuck you, Josh Hamilton.
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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:07 pm

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Josh Hamilton is already facing a 2-3 month recovery timetable following shoulder surgery and now Mike DiGiovanna of the Los Angeles Times reports that the Angels outfielder “is meeting with Major League Baseball officials Wednesday about a disciplinary issue and the team is bracing for possible penalties.”


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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby U2-Horn on Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:03 pm

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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:48 am

Ahhh yes the devils dandruff.

Have y'all seen his wife is supposed to be on The Real Housewives of Orange County? They were talking about it on The Ticket the other day. I may have to tune in to watch that dumpster fire.
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Re: Fuck you, Josh Hamilton

Postby LMQueen on Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:50 am

Yes, we did hear that too. That's on my dvr record list anyways. :) Those ladies are fierce.


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