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F jewelry commercials

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:30 pm

All these jewelry stores go way overboard with the number of commercials they put on TV at this time of the year and every last one of the commercials is annoying. Zales should just cut to the chase and make a commercial where a guy sits down at a desk, stares directly into the camera and says "Hey, guys! Does your frigid bitch of a wife gaurd her cunt like somebody crammed every last bit of gold from Fort Knox up there? Buy her a really expensive diamond and you'll get more pussy than you did that time you plowed a sorority girl with roofies your sophomore year! Happy holidays!"
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Re: F jewelry commercials

Postby U2-Horn on Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:43 pm

It could only be JARED!
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Re: F jewelry commercials

Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:52 am

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Re: F jewelry commercials

Postby Reinheitsgebot on Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:23 pm

if you are looking for some good lovin, buy your lady something from The Golden Bear store in Vail or Gorsuch in Aspen
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Re: F jewelry commercials

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:53 pm

More Christmas commerical angst:

Do you know what I want for Christmas? To hit these motherfuckers in the face with a shovel over and over and over again. That's what.



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Re: F jewelry commercials

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:05 am

Oh my god dude I couldn't agree more. I told Beck the same thing on Saturday. I don't know what it is, but I want to smash the TV every time those Hyundai commercials come on.
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