Deez Nuts

[Makaveli]

PokerStars Game #1152742283: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/01/31 - 19:25:14 (ET)
Table 'Felicitas' Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: TexRob ($18.50 in chips)
Seat 2: johnnyb1218 ($33.70 in chips)
Seat 3: hlthclubgirl ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 4: skeleton ($50 in chips)
Seat 5: ondaflop22 ($23.45 in chips)
Seat 6: natewf12 ($22.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Hoostain ($25.65 in chips)
Seat 8: No Lean Mass ($20.85 in chips)
Seat 9: Breathe_Deep ($44.50 in chips)
TexRob: posts small blind $0.25
johnnyb1218: posts big blind $0.50
skeleton: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TexRob [Qc Js]
Hoostain said, "nh"
hlthclubgirl: folds
skeleton: checks
ondaflop22: calls $0.50
natewf12: calls $0.50
Hoostain: calls $0.50
No Lean Mass: calls $0.50
Breathe_Deep: folds
TexRob: raises $0.50 to $1
johnnyb1218: folds
skeleton: folds
ondaflop22: calls $0.50
natewf12: calls $0.50
Hoostain: calls $0.50
No Lean Mass: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8d 9c]
TexRob: checks
ondaflop22: checks
natewf12: bets $2
Hoostain: calls $2
No Lean Mass: calls $2
TexRob: calls $2
ondaflop22: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Ts 8d 9c] [5d]
TexRob: checks
ondaflop22: checks
natewf12: checks
Hoostain: checks
No Lean Mass: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8d 9c 5d] [3h]
TexRob: bets $7
ondaflop22: folds
natewf12: folds
Hoostain: calls $7
No Lean Mass: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TexRob: shows [Qc Js] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hoostain: mucks hand
TexRob collected $28.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $30 | Rake $1.45
Board [Ts 8d 9c 5d 3h]
Seat 1: TexRob (small blind) showed [Qc Js] and won ($28.55) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: johnnyb1218 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: hlthclubgirl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: skeleton folded before Flop
Seat 5: ondaflop22 folded on the River
Seat 6: natewf12 folded on the River
Seat 7: Hoostain mucked [Kd Td]
Seat 8: No Lean Mass folded on the River
Seat 9: Breathe_Deep (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Makaveli]

Hand #4285413-438 at Lancaster (Pot Limit Omaha)
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Started at 04/Feb/05 23:39:04

Dlilrscl is at seat 0 with $21.25.
go for it is at seat 1 with $40.30.
mviper256 is at seat 2 with $25.
cinchAA is at seat 3 with $88.40.
chipznsalza1 is at seat 4 with $73.80.
sportney is at seat 5 with $71.50.
karabagh is at seat 6 with $52.15 (sitting out).
jack38 is at seat 8 with $31.
TexRob is at seat 9 with $63.
The button is at seat 0.

go for it posts the small blind of $.25.
mviper256 posts the big blind of $.50.

Dlilrscl: -- -- -- --
go for it: -- -- -- --
mviper256: -- -- -- --
cinchAA: -- -- -- --
chipznsalza1: -- -- -- --
sportney: -- -- -- --
jack38: -- -- -- --
TexRob: 3h Jd Ac Jc

Pre-flop:

cinchAA folds. chipznsalza1 calls. sportney folds.
jack38 folds. TexRob calls. Dlilrscl calls. go
for it calls. mviper256 checks.

Flop (board: 7d 4c 3c):

go for it checks. mviper256 checks. chipznsalza1
checks. TexRob bets $1. Dlilrscl calls. go for it
folds. mviper256 calls. chipznsalza1 calls.

Turn (board: 7d 4c 3c Kc):

mviper256 checks. chipznsalza1 checks. TexRob bets
$2.25. Dlilrscl raises to $13.25. mviper256 folds.
chipznsalza1 folds. TexRob re-raises to $46.25.
Dlilrscl goes all-in for $19.75. TexRob is returned
$26.50 (uncalled).

River (board: 7d 4c 3c Kc 5s):

(no action in this round)
karabagh has reconnected.




Showdown:

TexRob shows 3h Jd Ac Jc.
TexRob has Ac Jc 4c 3c Kc: flush, ace high.
Dlilrscl shows As 6c Qc Qd.
Dlilrscl has 6c Qc 4c 3c Kc: flush, king high.


Hand #4285413-438 Summary:

$2.30 is raked from a pot of $46.
TexRob wins $43.70 with flush, ace high.

[Makaveli]

So You like nuts, huh ?

How about DEEZ NUTS

PokerStars Game #1171161452: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/02/05 - 00:04:59 (ET)
Table 'Peacock IV' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: beforster ($23.95 in chips)
Seat 2: sweatpaul ($19.20 in chips)
Seat 3: TexRob ($37.10 in chips)
Seat 4: rosenbeck321 ($49.65 in chips)
Seat 5: ddiiggss ($14.25 in chips)
Seat 9: jdz21 ($17.50 in chips)
jdz21: posts small blind $0.25
beforster: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TexRob [Kc Ah]
sweatpaul: calls $0.50
TexRob: raises $1 to $1.50
rosenbeck321: raises $1 to $2.50
ddiiggss: folds
jdz21: folds
beforster: folds
sweatpaul: folds
TexRob: raises $1 to $3.50
HU$TLER joins the table at seat #6
rosenbeck321: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Th 7h Kh]
TexRob: checks
rosenbeck321: checks
*** TURN *** [Th 7h Kh] [Qh]
TexRob: checks
rosenbeck321: checks
*** RIVER *** [Th 7h Kh Qh] [6s]
TexRob: bets $6.50
rosenbeck321: raises $6.50 to $13
TexRob: raises $8 to $21
rosenbeck321: calls $8
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TexRob: shows [Kc Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
rosenbeck321: mucks hand
TexRob collected $47.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.25 | Rake $2.45
Board [Th 7h Kh Qh 6s]
Seat 1: beforster (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: sweatpaul folded before Flop
Seat 3: TexRob showed [Kc Ah] and won ($47.80) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: rosenbeck321 mucked [Ts Jc]
Seat 5: ddiiggss (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jdz21 (small blind) folded before Flop

[eochs]

Getting Hand History Information...
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Hand #4143327-20766 at Amman (No Limit Hold'em)
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Started at 06/Feb/05 23:12:26

gatorgirl222 is at seat 0 with $37.50.
brittnee is at seat 1 with $45.05.
marinefam23 is at seat 2 with $302.25.
Big_Fish is at seat 3 with $57.75.
titus-ti is at seat 4 with $118.75.
bwemss6 is at seat 5 with $123.95.
xROSSx is at seat 6 with $138.90.
njhorn is at seat 7 with $292.25.
VinKnight is at seat 9 with $109.80.
The button is at seat 2.

Big_Fish posts the small blind of $1.
titus-ti posts the big blind of $2.

gatorgirl222: -- --
brittnee: -- --
marinefam23: -- --
Big_Fish: -- --
titus-ti: -- --
bwemss6: -- --
xROSSx: -- --
njhorn: 5h 5c
VinKnight: -- --

Pre-flop:

bwemss6 folds. xROSSx raises to $7. njhorn calls.
VinKnight calls. gatorgirl222 folds. brittnee
folds. marinefam23 folds. Big_Fish folds.
titus-ti calls.

Flop (board: 3d 5d 2d):

titus-ti bets $29. xROSSx calls. njhorn calls.
VinKnight folds.

Turn (board: 3d 5d 2d 3h):

titus-ti checks. xROSSx checks. njhorn bets $116.
titus-ti folds. xROSSx goes all-in for $102.90.
njhorn is returned $13.10 (uncalled).

River (board: 3d 5d 2d 3h Jd):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

njhorn shows 5h 5c.
njhorn has 5h 5c 3d 5d 3h: full house, fives full of threes.
xROSSx shows Ah Qd.
xROSSx has Qd 3d 5d 2d Jd: flush, queen high.


Hand #4143327-20766 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $321.80.
njhorn wins $318.80 with full house, fives full of threes.
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[Makaveli]

Those aren't nuts, nut.

[eochs]

i guess there were 3 hands that could beat me...

Pocket 3's

Ad 4d

4d 6d

besides, this hand belongs in this thread due to how nuts the guy with AQ was to call me

[Makaveli]

Hand #4254839-3934 at Fields (No Limit Hold'em)
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Started at 09/Feb/05 01:29:40

domegetta2 is at seat 0 with $40.15.
BrewYourOwn is at seat 1 with $46.
countmonty is at seat 2 with $51.10.
Shadowmaster is at seat 3 with $150.65.
AK_No_Good is at seat 4 with $100.90.
kvwjw is at seat 5 with $37.80.
jayw32792 is at seat 7 with $82.55.
Unitykid85 is at seat 8 with $19.10.
TexRob is at seat 9 with $75.35.
The button is at seat 9.

domegetta2 posts the small blind of $.50.
BrewYourOwn posts the big blind of $1.

domegetta2: -- --
BrewYourOwn: -- --
countmonty: -- --
Shadowmaster: -- --
AK_No_Good: -- --
kvwjw: -- --
jayw32792: -- --
Unitykid85: -- --
TexRob: Ad Qc

Pre-flop:

countmonty calls. Shadowmaster folds. AK_No_Good
folds. kvwjw folds. jayw32792 calls. Unitykid85
folds. TexRob raises to $2. domegetta2 calls.
BrewYourOwn folds. countmonty calls. jayw32792
calls.

Flop (board: Qd 9d 6d):

domegetta2 checks. countmonty checks. jayw32792
bets $1. TexRob raises to $3.75. domegetta2 folds.
countmonty re-raises to $6.50. jayw32792 folds.
TexRob calls.

Turn (board: Qd 9d 6d 4d):

countmonty bets $5. TexRob calls.

River (board: Qd 9d 6d 4d Jh):

countmonty bets $10. TexRob raises to $35.
countmonty calls.



Showdown:

TexRob shows Ad Qc.
TexRob has Ad Qd 9d 6d 4d: flush, ace high.
countmonty mucks cards.
(countmonty has Kd 8d.)


Hand #4254839-3934 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $103.
TexRob wins $100 with flush, ace high.

[12ozLongneck]

***** Hand History for Game 1572818570 *****
$0.5/$1 Hold'em - Friday, February 11, 00:33:17 EDT 2005
Table Table 15390 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: TwelveOz ( $60.5 )
Seat 7: jarrodf03 ( $57 )
Seat 9: begbie77 ( $25.76 )
Seat 2: pokerd00d ( $16 )
Seat 4: tapewormCAN ( $7.75 )
Seat 1: pokerkugar ( $10.74 )
pokerd00d posts small blind [$0.25].
tapewormCAN posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to TwelveOz [ 9s Ks ]
fredfrmtx has joined the table.
TwelveOz raises [$1].
jarrodf03 folds.
begbie77 folds.
pokerkugar calls [$1].
pokerd00d calls [$0.75].
tapewormCAN calls [$0.5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, 2s, Th ]
pokerd00d checks.
>You have options at Table 15677 Table!.
tapewormCAN checks.
TwelveOz bets [$0.5].
pokerkugar raises [$1].
pokerd00d raises [$1.5].
tapewormCAN raises [$2].
TwelveOz calls [$1.5].
pokerkugar calls [$1].
pokerd00d calls [$0.5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
pokerd00d checks.
tapewormCAN bets [$1].
TwelveOz calls [$1].
pokerkugar raises [$2].
pokerd00d raises [$3].
tapewormCAN calls [$2].
TwelveOz calls [$2].
pokerkugar calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
pokerd00d checks.
tapewormCAN checks.
TwelveOz bets [$1].
pokerkugar raises [$2].
pokerd00d calls [$2].
tapewormCAN is all-In [$1.75]
StonewallV1 has joined the table.
TwelveOz raises [$2].
pokerkugar raises [$2].
pokerd00d calls [$2].
TwelveOz calls [$1].
pokerkugar shows [ Ad, Ah ] three of a kind, aces.
pokerd00d doesn't show [ Kd, Kh ] a pair of kings.
tapewormCAN doesn't show [ Ts, Tc ] three of a kind, tens.
TwelveOz shows [ 9s, Ks ] a flush, ace high.
TwelveOz wins $6.75 from side pot #1 with a flush, ace high.
TwelveOz wins $30 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.

[Makaveli]

Nice Pot.

The opening raise with K9s in early position is interesting. In No Limit, that's hand you could get broke with. However, recently I've been looking at the numbers (statistically) and the K-suited is actually very, very strong. The K9s is stronger than A8s, and even AJ offsuit. Yet, I'll raise with AJ and fold K9s...and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Also interesting is how you kept calling with the draw that wasn't even to the nuts (until the Ace came out on the river, of course). I would have never done that, but then I'm thinking No Limit...and I constantly lose money.

Interesting Hand.

[12ozLongneck]

I think K9s is worth a raise at a shorthanded table. If I'm the first person to act at a full table, I'm probably folding this.

[howieman]

Hand #4491804-20 at Fairview Heights (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
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Started at 18/Feb/05 06:54:40

Beachbum34 is at seat 2 with 1260.
lewis cipher is at seat 3 with 2295.
hkfactor is at seat 4 with 1155.
bucknuts04 is at seat 5 with 1290.
The button is at seat 3.

hkfactor posts the small blind of 10.
bucknuts04 posts the big blind of 20.

Beachbum34: -- --
lewis cipher: -- --
hkfactor: Td 7d
bucknuts04: -- --

Pre-flop:

Beachbum34 calls. lewis cipher folds. hkfactor
calls. bucknuts04 checks.

Flop (board: Qd 9d 8d):

hkfactor checks. bucknuts04 bets 20. Beachbum34
folds. hkfactor calls.

Turn (board: Qd 9d 8d Jd):

hkfactor checks. bucknuts04 bets 20. hkfactor
raises to 40. bucknuts04 calls.

River (board: Qd 9d 8d Jd Ks):

hkfactor bets 180. bucknuts04 calls.



Showdown:

hkfactor shows Td 7d.
hkfactor has Td Qd 9d 8d Jd: straight flush, queen high.
bucknuts04 mucks cards.
(bucknuts04 has 2d Kd.)


Hand #4491804-20 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
hkfactor wins 540 with straight flush, queen high.
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[Makaveli]

That's crazy.

Flop a straight flush then hit your higher straight flush re-draw....A six-card straight flush.

[eochs]

he didn't flop a str8 flush... he flopped 7-8-9-10-Q... He hit the str8 flush on the turn when the J came out...

[Makaveli]

wtf....my bad. So he hit a gutshot ????

That changes everything. BAD POKER

[howieman]

i flopped a flush numnuts....

[12ozLongneck]

***** Hand History for Game 4115209050 *****
$1/$2 Texas Hold'em - Friday, April 28, 00:48:17 ET 2006
Table Mordialloc (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 2: ricesteeler ( $26.63 )
Seat 4: trusik ( $92.25 )
Seat 5: pokerjohn53 ( $28 )
Seat 6: Anna1990 ( $19 )
Seat 7: galad1 ( $47.75 )
Seat 9: doublez123 ( $28.50 )
Seat 10: stevechoas ( $31 )
Seat 3: x12OZx ( $59 )
Seat 8: fdb150 ( $41.96 )
stevechoas posts small blind [$0.50].
ricesteeler posts big blind [$1].
fdb150 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to x12OZx [ Kh Th ]
x12OZx calls [$1].
trusik calls [$1].
pokerjohn53 folds.
>You have options at Table 96579 Table!.
Anna1990 raises [$2].
galad1 folds.
fdb150 calls [$1].
doublez123 folds.
TickieThai has joined the table.
stevechoas folds.
ricesteeler folds.
x12OZx calls [$1].
trusik calls [$1].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, 9h, Qh ]
x12OZx bets [$1].
trusik calls [$1].
Anna1990 calls [$1].
fdb150 calls [$1].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
x12OZx bets [$2].
>You have options at Table 96579 Table!.
trusik calls [$2].
Anna1990 raises [$4].
fdb150 folds.
x12OZx raises [$4].
trusik folds.
>You have options at Table 96579 Table!.
Anna1990 raises [$4].
x12OZx calls [$2].
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
x12OZx bets [$2].
Anna1990 raises [$4].
x12OZx raises [$4].
>You have options at Table 96579 Table!.
Anna1990 is all-In [$4]
x12OZx calls [$2].
x12OZx shows [ Kh, Th ] a straight flush, king high.
Anna1990 doesn't show [ Ah, 8h ] a flush, ace high.
x12OZx wins $46.50 from the main pot with a straight flush, king high.
>You have options at Table 96579 Table!.

[Smug Ugly Eddy]

Nice slow play, but you can't blame Anna1990 for playing that flush. She probably figured you were bluffing the fb at the turn.

[ChuckNorrisHorn]

what slow play??? are you drunk?
12oz bet and raised every chance he got...

[eochs]

maybe he is talking about the slow play of only calling the big blind under the gun with an outstanding hand like Kh-10h?

[Smug Ugly Eddy]

I was talking about Anna after the flop, before the turn.

I guess I should work on my communication and tone if I am to survive such a hostile crowd in the future.

[Makaveli]

This might be my favorite hand I've ever played. Just the perfect situation in the perfect situation in the perfect situation.

The outcome was cool as well.

PokerStars Game #6542579672: Tournament #32891871, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/10/06 - 18:52:42 (ET)
Table '32891871 38' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: borghese (9832 in chips)
Seat 3: Red131 (9845 in chips)
Seat 4: TexRob (26805 in chips)
Seat 5: DuggaYowski (15980 in chips)
Seat 6: Pigbag (3605 in chips)
Seat 7: cumbaam (6595 in chips)
Seat 8: DAVID971 (22585 in chips)
Seat 9: dalzini (17470 in chips)
borghese: posts the ante 25
Red131: posts the ante 25
TexRob: posts the ante 25
DuggaYowski: posts the ante 25
Pigbag: posts the ante 25
cumbaam: posts the ante 25
DAVID971: posts the ante 25
dalzini: posts the ante 25
borghese: posts small blind 200
Red131: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TexRob [Ad Kd]
TexRob: raises 800 to 1200
DuggaYowski: folds
Pigbag: folds
cumbaam: folds
DAVID971: calls 1200
dalzini: folds
borghese: folds
Red131: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d Kh 7d]
TexRob: bets 1600
DAVID971: raises 1600 to 3200
TexRob: raises 22380 to 25580 and is all-in
DAVID971: calls 18160 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d Kh 7d] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [5d Kh 7d 4c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TexRob: shows [Ad Kd] (a flush, Ace high)
DAVID971: shows [As Ks] (a pair of Kings)
TexRob collected 45920 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 45920 | Rake 0
Board [5d Kh 7d 4c 2d]
Seat 2: borghese (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Red131 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: TexRob showed [Ad Kd] and won (45920) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: DuggaYowski folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Pigbag folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cumbaam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DAVID971 showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: dalzini (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ChuckNorrisHorn]

PokerStars Game #6546667165: Tournament #33250532, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/10/07 - 00:44:51 (ET)
Table '33250532 1' 10-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Jamano28 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: hkfactor76 (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: RRidge (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: zipzip1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: dusthound (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: #8rules2 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: indychris (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: davetres (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: YosemiteRon (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: cotton318 (1500 in chips)
hkfactor76: posts small blind 10
RRidge: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hkfactor76 [Tc Ts]
zipzip1: folds
dusthound: calls 20
#8rules2: folds
indychris: calls 20
davetres: folds
YosemiteRon has timed out
YosemiteRon: folds
YosemiteRon is sitting out
cotton318: folds
Jamano28: calls 20
hkfactor76: raises 140 to 160
RRidge: folds
dusthound: folds
indychris: calls 140
YosemiteRon has returned
Jamano28: calls 140
*** FLOP *** [Th Jc 8h]
hkfactor76: checks
indychris: bets 120
Jamano28: raises 1220 to 1340 and is all-in
hkfactor76: calls 1340 and is all-in
indychris: calls 1220 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Th Jc 8h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jc 8h 5d] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hkfactor76: shows [Tc Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
indychris: shows [Jd 8d] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Jamano28: shows [4s Js] (a pair of Jacks)
hkfactor76 collected 4540 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4540 | Rake 0
Board [Th Jc 8h 5d Qc]
Seat 1: Jamano28 (button) showed [4s Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: hkfactor76 (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and won (4540) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: RRidge (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: zipzip1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: dusthound folded before Flop
Seat 6: #8rules2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: indychris showed [Jd 8d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 8: davetres folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: YosemiteRon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: cotton318 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Makaveli]

What a bunch of donkeys getting their money in there like that. Incredible.

But I must add, this is not a "DEEZ NUTS", as AK woulda made Broadway.