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Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:25 pm

I knocked off of work early and hit the driving range for the first time after a two week layoff. It was like I had never hit a motherfucking golf ball in my life. Now I know why this game pisses people off so much.
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:36 pm

I haven't hit a f'ing golf ball in probably 3 years.

That's really sad considering the fact that I use to play 3 times a week.
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Re: Golf

Postby oneputtlarry on Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:41 am

12ozLongneck wrote:I'm thinking about taking the plunge. How does one get started in the world of golf? I know that it's a horrible idea to go out and spend a squillion dollars on clubs that probably won't fit me anyway and start hacking away, but other than that I'm pretty much clueless.

12ozLongneck...glad you're taking the is a great game!
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Re: Golf

Postby UTwiz on Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:47 am

Norm Hitzges, it that you?
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