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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:54 am

bodog hand history sucks...i tried to clean it up a little bit...



Hand Number 937194351
Start Date 2007-10-12
End Date 2007-10-12
Pot Size $134.52
Rake $2.00
Game Type Omaha
Play Mode Real
Table Name Skyhawks
Structure PL
Table Stakes Min Bet Max Bet Ante Blinds
$0.50 $0.25 $0.50

Community Cards 7d 8d 6 10d K


Hand Actions
Player Action Action Data Timestamp
mrjitan Set dealer/Bring in spot 1
AK7788 Ante/Small blind $ 0.25
ducky jr Big blind/Bring in $ 0.50
mrjitan Card dealt to a spot
AK7788 Card dealt to a spot
ducky jr Card dealt to a spot 2 Jd Q 9d
Trakrunner03 Card dealt to a spot
giuliox Card dealt to a spot
Adman Card dealt to a spot 7 7 10 9
nigmeplz Card dealt to a spot Ad 3d 5 A
EricDog Card dealt to a spot
Trakrunner03 Call $ 0.50
giuliox Call $ 0.50
Adman Call $ 0.50
nigmeplz Call $ 0.50
EricDog Call $ 0.50
mrjitan Call $ 0.50
AK7788 Fold $ 0.25
ducky jr Check
Betting round completed Last active pot = $3.75

Card dealt to table 7d 8d 6
ducky jr Check
Trakrunner03 Check
giuliox Check
Adman Bet $ 2.00
nigmeplz Call $ 2.00
EricDog Fold $ 0.00
mrjitan Fold $ 0.00
ducky jr Call $ 2.00
Trakrunner03 Call $ 2.00
giuliox Call $ 2.00
Betting round completed Last active pot = $13.75
Card dealt to table 10d
ducky jr Check
Trakrunner03 Check
giuliox Check
Adman Bet $ 2.00
nigmeplz Raise $ 5.25
ducky jr Call $ 5.25
Trakrunner03 Fold $ 0.00
giuliox Fold $ 0.00
Adman Call $ 3.25
Betting round completed Last active pot = $29.50
Card dealt to table K
ducky jr Check
Adman All-in $ 10.02
nigmeplz Raise $ 20.04
ducky jr All-in $ 48.50
nigmeplz Call $ 28.46

Rake amount $ 2.00

Betting round completed
Side pot 7 = $58.69
Side pot 3 = $75.83
ducky jr Showdown Show card: Straight Flush
J 10 9 8 7
nigmeplz Showdown Show card: Flush (Ace high)
A 10 8 7 5
Adman Showdown Show card: Straight
10 9 8 7 6
ducky jr Hand result $ 134.52
It was basically like starring in a bukkake video with Charlie the Tuna.


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Postby Makaveli on Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:41 pm

What are you trying to hit out of position with QJ92.....

O yeah, a straight flush.
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:59 pm

i was in the big blind, i checked my option and was gonna take a card off if it was cheap....
it all fell into place
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Postby Makaveli on Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:52 pm

Oops sorry I glanced back at the wrong round.

Nice hand.
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:35 am

tyvm
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:06 pm

i play bad :badgrin:


Hand Number 943332850
Start Date 2007-10-16 18:54:51.0
End Date 2007-10-16 18:56:27.0
Pot Size $29.41
Rake $1.50
Game Type Omaha
Play Mode Real
Table Name Red Sky Ranch
Structure PL
Table Stakes Min Bet Max Bet Ante Blinds
$0.25 $0.10 $0.25

Community Cards K A Q 10 K


FLIZOP 1 A A 4 Q $13.68/$0.00 $13.68 $-13.68
freck 2 $17.51/$16.41 $1.10 $-1.10
lqrpkr 3 $14.97/$14.97 $0.00 $0.00
OHarny 4 $21.93/$21.93 $0.00 $0.00
settledown 5 $44.96/$43.86 $1.10 $-1.10
summit 6 $35.65/$34.55 $1.10 $-1.10
bfootprints 7 $24.05/$23.80 $0.25 $-0.25
ducky jr 8 2 J Q Q $45.04/$60.77 $13.68 $15.73
NoFleeKa 9 $26.20/$26.20 $0.00 $0.00

Hand Actions
Player Action Action Data Timestamp
settledown Set dealer/Bring in spot 5
summit Ante/Small blind $ 0.10
bfootprints Big blind/Bring in $ 0.25

FLIZOP Card dealt to a spot A A 4 Q

ducky jr Card dealt to a spot 2 J Q Q
ducky jr Call $ 0.25
NoFleeKa Fold $ 0.00
FLIZOP Raise $ 1.10
freck Call $ 1.10
lqrpkr Fold $ 0.00
OHarny Fold $ 0.00
settledown Call $ 1.10
summit Call $ 1.00
bfootprints Fold $ 0.25
ducky jr Call $ 0.85

Betting round completed Last active pot = $5.75
Card dealt to table K A Q
summit Check
ducky jr Bet $ 5.75
FLIZOP Call $ 5.75
freck Fold $ 0.00
settledown Fold $ 0.00
summit Fold $ 0.00
Betting round completed Last active pot = $17.25
Card dealt to table 10
ducky jr Check
FLIZOP Check
Betting round completed Last active pot = $17.25
Card dealt to table K
ducky jr Bet $ 7.00
FLIZOP All-in $ 6.83
ducky jr Return uncalled portion of bet $ 0.17
Rake amount $ 1.50
Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00
Side pot 1 = $29.41
ducky jr Showdown Show card: Royal Flush
A K Q J 10
FLIZOP Showdown Show card: Full House
A A A K K
ducky jr Hand result $ 29.41
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Postby Music City Mafia on Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:55 pm

"Chip" Reese folds... RIP
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Postby Makaveli on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:40 pm

First of all, that's sad and scary but quickly I change subjects:

He's certainly the best poker player that ever lived."



Why do people have to do that? Anybody who dies is suddenly the greatest ever. I'm the original hyperbolic master, but my big claims pale in comparison to this after-death phenomenom that's widespread throughout our entire society.

All I can hope is that Jimmy Carter lives forever.
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Postby HornMafia on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:53 pm

I even suck at poker.
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Postby UTwiz on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:57 pm

Just wait until you have one good hand, then get on LMFZ and high five yourself like Evan does.
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Postby LMQueen on Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:09 pm

I think Stacey needs to take away the computer too.....

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Postby UTwiz on Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:11 pm

I think Stacey needs to take Stacey away . . .
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Postby beam,coke,&horns on Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:27 pm

lets have a poker night
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Postby Makaveli on Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:45 pm

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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:18 am

i guess i would play...since robert's money will be in for the taking
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