Today I wore

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Postby HornMafia on Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:46 pm

:lol:

Imagine a white guy dressing like Michael Irvin.
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Postby SOONERTHUNDER on Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:52 pm

or Deion Sanders
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:53 pm

They are pale yellow not bright yellow Tommy Bahama shortsleeve button down shirts.

I do have a bright yellow polo shirt, but I never wear it. I also have a bright yellow USA Old Navy Tshirt. I never wear it either.
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Postby SOONERTHUNDER on Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:02 pm

Tommy Bahama shirts are great, you can pull off any color with those.
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Postby tamut98 on Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:49 pm

I have several pair of jorts, they are comfortable to wear to the office during summer along with a company T-shirt or Polo and sandals.

F the jort haters!

To be clear though, if I ever show up at a tailgate you can bet I won't be wearing jorts! Thanks for making me self-conscious about my summer wardrobe, assholes!
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Postby HornMafia on Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:12 pm

Well it's an age thing, too.
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Postby Bucharest on Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:32 pm

I never did the red rebok thing. That was just too gay.


You're not allowed to drop that line within 10 days of proclaiming that you like any song, and I mean ANY song from Celine Dione.

It's a rule......look it up.
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:48 pm

:lol:

There is nothing wrong with "The Heart Will Go On."

I don't understand why it is gay to like a song by a female vocalist.

We like their *other* things if they are good looking of course.

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Postby Makaveli on Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:18 pm

Wait a minute...

It just hit me you guys are talking about "jean shorts".

Those things are money ! (if you can pull it off)

Of course, I don't have any.
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Re: Today I wore

Postby U2-Horn on Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:59 pm

Today I saw a man wearing cargo jorts.
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Re: Today I wore

Postby Drew Corleone on Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:03 pm

I saw a guy walking around Keistina's neighborhood wearing the roll-up jorts
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Re: Today I wore

Postby Makaveli on Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:54 pm

I grew up playing Jr. Golf tournaments all over the place, and the "cool" kids often wore jean shorts. Actually just 2-3 of them in particular, and one is a name you might recognize. Anyway, this always struck me as odd, because you're talking about walking 18 or 36 holes in some of the hottest and most humid conditions in North America. I didn't understand it. So I tried it. Got a pair of "Guess" jorts with a thin/pre-washed fabric in attempt to minimize discomfort. I still ended up with the worst case of "The Rub" that I've ever had in my entire life. There was actual blood loss involved, and about 4 welts that were probably 6 inches long. I didn't even play golf the next day. Very strange phenomena. With that said, I think some of them look decent....but the window there is narrow and why play with fire when you don't have to.
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Re: Today I wore

Postby tamut98 on Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:05 pm

I have not worn jorts in 5 years and it is because you people on this board gave me a complex about it. :)
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Re: Today I wore

Postby LMQueen on Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:31 pm

:)
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Re: Today I wore

Postby dahorns on Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:24 am

tamut98 wrote:I have not worn jorts in 5 years and it is because you people on this board gave me a complex about it. :)


+1 :)

I wear the only pair that I have left when I' doing yardwork and doing slumlord stuff (they're pretty ratty), even then I feel self conscious about jorts

I'm going to go into deep depression when y'all tell me it's not cool to wear jpants anymore :lol:
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