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Teeth Cleaning

Postby MBK271 on Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:06 am

So, I go to have my teeth cleaned this morning and am introduced to my new heigenist.


Wow. Beautiful.


She takes my blood pressure and it's 138/84 and asks if it is always high. "Well, no. It's normally very low. Around 110/70." "Well, maybe it's just the dentist atmosphere."

I'm thinking... uh huh.


We chat. She's great! Been there for 2 weeks, from McAllen (most know I love the senoritas) born in Chicago.

Talk about spunk! Chatty, bubbly... the type of girl that I would want to KILL after hanging out with her for 5 minutes. But the difference is, she's smart. VERY important. It was hard not to smile. Just random shit. Greatness.


Everything went great but it's hard to ask her out at work. Who knows what kind of restrictions the office has about dating patients and I don't want to embarrass her in her new setting. You know, make her co-workers think, "oh great, the new bimbo heigenist is getting asked out already."


However, how in the hell am I going to do it if I'm only in there every six months?!

It hits me. I call up and tell the receptionist that my appointment card must have fallen out on my way to the truck, could you remind me of the date and time? Thanks. Oh by the way, Cynthia was quite the character this morning, do you know if she's single?"






Not married.... serious boyfriend. :(



"OK, I'll check back in six months at my appointment."
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:10 am

:lol:
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Postby MBK271 on Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:11 am

So much energy that you want to punch her in the face but you can't cause she's so damn cute!


What a shame.
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:24 am

Never give up...
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Postby UTwiz on Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:27 am

Jim Valvano?
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:31 am

Yes. Except Seth has perverted Mr. Valvano's brave words.
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Postby BarryBnds on Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:35 pm

By any means necessary???
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Postby U2-Horn on Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:39 pm

could give whole new meaning to the spit bowl
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:11 pm

U2-Horn wrote:could give whole new meaning to the spit bowl


:shock:

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Postby LMQueen on Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:50 pm

Eww!
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:13 am

top two people you dont hit on

1. female bartenders
2. dental hygenists
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Postby UTwiz on Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:24 am

3. male bartenders
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Postby MBK271 on Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:16 am

ChuckNorrisHorn wrote:top two people you dont hit on

1. female bartenders
2. dental hygenists



:-k


?

I've done both. What's wrong with that?


I'd say...

1. A married woman.
2. One of your friend's moms, or one of your mom's friends. :lol:
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:27 am

i think you cant' rule out the single mom category...WWCD

yup, thats What would Chay do?
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Postby MBK271 on Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:42 am

No sir!


Nothing wrong with the single mom. I've dated a couple.

Hardest thing is getting the babysitter. But you can play above your level (important for you) with the single mom cause she thinks that it's like an albatross around her neck with guys.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:29 am

I will admit to hitting on my mom's friends before.
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Postby MBK271 on Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:50 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:I will admit to hitting on my mom's friends before.



Oh no. That's just bad.
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