24 Tease

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24 Tease

Postby LMQueen on Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:20 pm

So Saturday night Amanda tipped me off to a new class that 24 Hour Fitness is offering..24 Tease..designed to give girls a cardio workout and bring out that inner stripper in all of us.

My friend Jenny and I had to check out. We got a little bit of cold feet just before class started, but we made it through and had a blast. Jenny even stripped down to her sports bra.

The playlist included:
Dontcha- The Pussycat Dolls
If you want my body- Rod Stewart
Pon de replay - Rhianna
Hey Ya- Outkast
Fever- Michael Buble
and some other stripper-esque songs

I have some practicing to do in front of the mirror with the iPod, but by November I should be ready to feature dance with the Mavs girls. :D

So ladies, if you wanna spice things up... check this class out. Fellas, if you want your girls to do the booty shake like Beyonce and Shakira..send them to the gym.

The GHV afterparties should be *very* interesting this football season. ;)
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Postby Drew Corleone on Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:48 pm

I wanna see Jenny in her sorts bra.
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:23 am

i just joined 24 fitness so I can stand outside and watch the 24 tease class...you might see me in the mirror one day.. I'll be the one on the trenchcoat
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Postby UTwiz on Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:58 am

The same Jenny that was throwing down ribs in front of me last weekend? I thought she looked like a freak, and that she just needed something to bring it out . . .

GHV afterparties will now be MANDATORY.
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Postby LMQueen on Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:53 pm

Yes, same Jenny. ..not the married Jenny that once pole danced at the Yellow Rose back in the day.
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Postby UTwiz on Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:56 am

oh geez

Oh Geez

OH GEEZ
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Postby LMQueen on Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:13 am

:D
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