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Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:06 am

1. Halloween
2. Valentine's Day
3. The Monday after the Super Bowl
4-10. (tie) Every pseudo-holiday for which you're not off of work, but you know someone that is.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby Makaveli on Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:34 pm

I am generally anti-Holiday, as the only one I like is Texas-OU weekend.... But Christmas is the worst. Thanksgiving is the dumbest. The others are tolerable even if useless, but Christmas and Thanksgiving can push the most sane people over the edge.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:59 pm

I HATE Thanksgiving. My mom is one of the ones that goes off the deep end. It's almost unbearable to be there.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:13 pm

1. Thanksgiving potluck day at work - It's hard to find a tactful way to say "I'm not participating because I think about half of the people that work here are so dirty that it's going to be a fucking miracle that nobody gets bubonic plague from eating the creamed corn or something." People look at you weird when you waltz back into the office with Chick Fil A at lunchtime.

2. Valentine's Day - You're either (1) single on Valentine's Day or you're (2) trying to jump through a set of hoops to make some cunt happy enough to not withhold sex to the point where you might as well be single.

3. St. Patty's Day - Amateur day/night. Everyone pretends to like Guinness and Irish people even though they secretly despise both.

4. Cinco de Mayo - See St. Patty's Day, but replace "Guinness and Irish people" with "Corona and Mexicans."

5. Easter - I'm expected to act interested in Jesus.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby Mr. Peabody on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:51 pm

1). Any Tuesday following an official govt three day holiday.

2) cinco de mayo. (wtf) doesn't help me.

3) valentines day. (waste of time)

4). Presidents day. (doesn't help me)

5) Monday's.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:00 am

1. The day before and after the All-Star game
2. New Year's Eve - another amateur night where all restaurants and bars jack up prices
3. Ash Wednesday - I have to walk around most of the day getting funny looks and questions like, "What's that black stuff on your forehead?"
4. The first Sunday after the Super Bowl. It's just weird not having football to look forward to. Thankfully, there's futbol!
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:32 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:1. Thanksgiving potluck day at work - It's hard to find a tactful way to say "I'm not participating because I think about half of the people that work here are so dirty that it's going to be a fucking miracle that nobody gets bubonic plague from eating the creamed corn or something." People look at you weird when you waltz back into the office with Chick Fil A at lunchtime.

2. Valentine's Day - You're either (1) single on Valentine's Day or you're (2) trying to jump through a set of hoops to make some cunt happy enough to not withhold sex to the point where you might as well be single.

3. St. Patty's Day - Amateur day/night. Everyone pretends to like Guinness and Irish people even though they secretly despise both.

4. Cinco de Mayo - See St. Patty's Day, but replace "Guinness and Irish people" with "Corona and Mexicans."

5. Easter - I'm expected to act interested in Jesus.


1- I do the same thing. but sub chick fil a with pluckers
2- You said C U next Tuesday...You talking about who I think you are?
3- Not fun if over 21
4. BS. Dale Cinco!
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Re: Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:51 am

beam,coke,&horns wrote:2- You said C U next Tuesday...You talking about who I think you are?


No. Not talking about anyone in particulat at all.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby Drew Corleone on Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:50 am

Every woman is a cunt in Kevin's eyes.
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Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:40 am

lol
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Re: Re: Top 10 Worst Days of the Year

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:57 pm

Drew Corleone wrote:Every woman is a cunt in Kevin's eyes.


And most men.
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