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Top 1 bad ways to start off your Monday

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:25 am

1. The car in front of you on 75 hits a piece of 2x4 that's sitting on the road. Said 2x4 flys up and shatters your windshield.
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Postby HornMafia on Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:05 am

Damn. And I thought Robbi and I having to stand outside at midnight with 50 of our closest neighbors for an hour while the fire department tries to figure out why the building's ear piercing fire alarm won't quit going off was bad.
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Postby LMQueen on Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:56 am

No kidding. You win Kevin.
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Postby MBK271 on Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:45 pm

Neither sounds fun.


Glad you are ok Kevin.
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:50 pm

Must just be a shitty day all the way around.

The A/C in our building is out. I think I'm about to fake a heat stroke so I can go home.
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Postby U2-Horn on Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:51 pm

Sounds like a serious case of the Mondays going around.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:22 pm

Our fire alarm here at the office went off for about 30 minutes, so I've got that covered too. Scoreboard, I guess.
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Postby MBK271 on Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:42 pm

I'm on a train going to Philadelphia for the week. Same as I've done the past 4 weeks.


Granted, I'm in first class and drinking free beer to try to cope...


but at the end of the day, I'm still having to go to fucking Philadelphia. Think about that and you'll see that I get to claim scoreboard.


I miss Texas. :(
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Postby RC Horn on Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:29 pm

That really sucks, Kevin. I hope that you are alright from that. I had a tire cut down on me on MOPAC two weeks ago when some asshat ran over something that went over into my lane and cut down my left front tire. It was a clean cut on my tire as well.

2 days ago, some dude ran right into the back of me with his Tahoe. The sumbitch tried to make it look like my fault which it wasn't. Dude was a total asshole. Don't worry though, he will be paying for the repairs on my car. :badgrin: :badgrin:
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:52 pm

Yup. I got rear-ended on the Bush tollway here in Dallas in April, so I've got that covered. However, I think Seth does have us all beat with 4 straight weeks with at least one day spent in Philthydelphia.
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Postby HornMafia on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:22 pm

[sturm]I rear-ended a gentleman...[/sturm]
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Postby UTwiz on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:25 pm

[gribble] Merry Christmas, Eagles!!!!!!! [gribble]
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Postby beam,coke,&horns on Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:59 pm

A guy who works for me was behind an 18 wheeler that blue a tire. The tire crushed his front end and damaged the windshield. Trucker didn't stop
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:04 pm

beam,coke,&horns wrote:A guy who works for me was behind an 18 wheeler that blue a tire. The tire crushed his front end and damaged the windshield. Trucker didn't stop



That is the worst kind of situation.
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