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Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:21 am

1. A poisonous snake
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Postby eochs on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:29 am

Is someone trying to tell you something?
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Postby Music City Mafia on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:30 am

Did it have one eye or two eyes?
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:46 am

They're doing some kind of construction in a field across the parking lot from our office, so we've had all kinds of stuff showing up in our building recently.
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Postby Music City Mafia on Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:51 am

Yikes. Look out for scorpions. Those things are notorious around new construction.
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Postby Silverado on Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:14 pm

Here he is the Cobra...
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:41 pm

The snake was killed while I was at lunch. My cube somehow came into play again and a large cup of coffee that I left behind was knocked over. My desk smells like somebody came in and hosed it down with Starbucks. The smell is overpowering.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:39 pm

If there was a snake within 100 feet I would have quit on the spot.
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Postby AtlLonghorn on Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:16 pm

before or after performing a barrel roll maneuver?
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Postby 'Hornbybirth on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:18 am

:lol: =D> :lol: =D> :lol: =D> :lol: =D>
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Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:15 am

Kevin wrote:I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking cube
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:44 am

Yeah. That was thrown out there numerous times.
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