French TV Anchor Melissa Theuriau

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French TV Anchor Melissa Theuriau

Postby HornMafia on Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:51 pm

I saw this chick last week on HornFans, but this morning Craig Miller of The Ticket named her this week's "Girl on TV that you have to look out for because she is so good looking".

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Postby Mr. Peabody on Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:54 pm

She is a hottie.
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Postby HornFanSweetie on Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:03 am

And she has a great name!
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Postby UTwiz on Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:39 am

Is there such a thing as too pretty?

















Um, no.
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Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:35 am

Oh my goodness...... I know we all hate France here on this board but there is nothing I would like better than to have Melissa speak sweet French nothings into my ear..... Wow.
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Postby edavis3 on Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:59 am

She kind of looks like that chick from Who's the Boss.
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Postby U2-Horn on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:15 am

:?

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Postby Bucharest on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:35 am

MY GOODNESS!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:41 am

I'm completely obsessed......I can't stop looking at her.
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Postby edavis3 on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:48 am

make sure you back away from your keyboard :D
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:50 am

No kidding.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:50 am

Bucharest wrote:I'm completely obsessed......I can't stop looking at her.


I'm contemplating a move to Paris.
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Postby Music City Mafia on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:59 am

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Postby Bucharest on Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:43 am

I can't stop looking at her........at this point, I'd probably call it "staring".

Creepy, maybe.......true, unfortunately.

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Postby edavis3 on Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:56 am

Maybe next year we can have RHFC instead of RHDC
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Postby Music City Mafia on Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:03 am

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I think there's a cyclone in my pants! :D
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Postby dahorns on Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:03 am

I'd like to just add..... WOW

amazing =D> =D>
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:14 pm

Must......................stop..........................staring.

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Postby HornFanSweetie on Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:22 pm

LOL she does have the perfect color of skin. Too bad they don't have a way to get your skin to be that exact color.
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Postby MBK271 on Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:59 pm

=D>

I'd hit it.

That first picture isn't very good, but the next two. Wow.
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Postby 'Hornbybirth on Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:05 pm

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Claire Forlani= slight resemblance?

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Greatness! =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:31 pm

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