Best of Shaggybevo

[12ozLongneck]

So Bellmont has dropped the hammer on ol' shaggybevo.com and told them they can no longer use that as a domain name. A replacement domain has not been officially named yet, but the guy in charge of shaggybevo has already registered chrisplonskyisacunt.com.

[LMQueen]

Oh my!

[Drew Corleone]

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthr ... ost6055942

Ha!

[12ozLongneck]

Pretty much.

[Drew Corleone]

So... Mad Dog's son allegedly came to the Shag to defend his dad against the mean old internet assholes.

[Mr. Peabody]

I missed that

[Drew Corleone]

Interesting historical basketball draft.

Current picks...

Round 1:
1. Derka Derka - Michael Jordan, 92-93
2. BaggyBevo - Magic Johnson, 86-87
3. ChrisApplewhite - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 76-77
4. Mizzou415 - Lebron James, 12-13
5. vin2basketball - Tim Duncan, 02-03
6. Mitch Cumsteen - Larry Bird, 85-86
7. RCRanger03 - Hakeem Abdul "The Dream" Olajuwon 93-94
8. kermit - Shaquille O'Neal 99-00
9. LazyEngineer - Moses Malone - 82-83
10. RespectBunny - Dominique Wilkins 87-88

Round 2:
1. RespectBunny - David Robinson, 93-94
2. LazyEngineer- Kobe Bryant 05-06
3. kermit - Kevin Garnett, 03-04
4. RCRanger03 - Bill Walton 76 -77
5. Mitch Cumsteen - Kevin Durant 2013-2014
6. vin2basketball - Dirk Nowitzki 2005-2006
7. Mizzou415 - Chris Paul 2008-2009
8. ChrisApplewhite - Isaiah Thomas - 1990
9. BaggyBevo - Karl Malone 1996-1997
10. Derka Derka- Charles Barkley 1986-87

Round 3:
1. Derka Derka - John Stockton, 1989-90
2. BaggyBevo - Patrick Ewing 1992-1993
3. ChrisApplewhite - Scottie Pippen, 1991-92
4. Mizzou415 - Tracy McGrady 2002-03
5. vin2basketball - Gary Payton 1995-96
6. Mitch Cumsteen - Kevin McHale 1986-87
7. RCRanger03 - Grant Hill, 1996-97
8. kermit - Derrick Rose, 2010-11
9. LazyEngineer - Dwyane Wade, 2008-09
10. RespectBunny - Sidney Moncrief, 1982-83

Round 4:
1. RespectBunny - Kawhi Leonard, 2013-14
2. LazyEngineer- Dr. J 1980-81
3. kermit - Ice 1977-78
4. RCRanger03 - Penny Hardaway 95 - 96
5. Mitch $#@!steen - Jason Kidd TBD
6. vin2basketball - Joe Dumars TBD
7. Mizzou415 - Dwight Howard 2008-09
8. ChrisApplewhite - Bernard King, 1984-85
9. BaggyBevo - Clyde "The Glide" Drexler
10. Derka Derka-ON THE CLOCK

[MBK271]

Ummm.... I'm sorry. This is stupid.

Wilt Chamberlain? Not even drafted?

Pretty much top 5 player of all-time

[txlonghorn47]

Post NBA/ABA merger only. Read Plunk!

[U2-Horn]

Yeah WHERE THE HELL IS GEORGE MIKAN!

[MBK271]

Post NBA/ABA merger only. Read Plunk!

That would require me clicking on the thread. Screw that.

[beam,coke,&horns]

The thread on NSAA is gold. This chick is crazy. Used to be one of Lance's side pieces. Called hm out on twitter, then started posting his texts to her.

[Drew Corleone]

Here's a very "Shaggy" one for you on a Friday...

Dude posts a memorial to his departed bulldog, Jeb, and later mentions a neighbor's dog, Stonewall, and some Michigan yankee makes a crack about not having sympathy for anyone with dogs named after Confederate soldiers. The Shaggy collective bands together to use their powers for good instead of evil and crowdsource ban the guy (admission: I participated in said neg-bombing) and as he's waiting for the system to update and his ban to go into effect he mans up, says he was wrong, sends the OP an apology via PM and awaits his own Shaggy fate across the Cyber Rainbow Road. It was like watching Ned Stark waiting to get de-domed. You know you fucked up, you can't stop it, and some assholes are going to enjoy it, so you resign yourself to the inevitability of it and peacefully depart from this realm.

Lost in all the e-peen unsheathing about the ban is the fact that dude is still just like 24 hours removed from losing his buddy. I don't know that I could bring myself to post about Sam that quickly when that terrible day finally comes.

[12ozLongneck]

A piece of comedic genius regarding the possibility of Kyler Murray's visiting OU:

To save us a couple pages of discussion, I've taken the liberty of posting everyone's reaction on their behalf:

Shaggy sunshine pumper: "He just wants to give the appearance of looking around before he commits to Texas! It's happening dot gif!!"

Shaggy chicken little: "Fuuuuuck now we're going to be playing against him for 4 years. He probably takes Lodge and Malik with him, too."

Shuttlesworth/Big Cigar: "Sources indicate that Saban wants out after losing in the semifinals. Saban and Murray to Texas in a package deal is imminent. Mack Brown could still derail it from behind his Twitter keyboard but it won't be because we were wrong."

Other Texas paysite mods: "Source may or may not be able to confirm that something may or may not be happening. Send $9.95 now to read a 10 paragraph article saying exactly that same thing!"

Wes Eberts: *waits 3 days and then tweets it out as 'news'*

Scipio: *writes 4,000 word strawman screed about how you're wrong and stupid and he's right and a genius. Fails to actually mention Kyler Murray*

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Hamm: "High level sources (men's room attendant) confirms that Murray is only visiting OU to convince Samaje Perine to transfer to A&M. Done deal."

Liucci: "Every time one of our commits visits OU, we see that old arrogance pop up and our friends in Austin start believing that they own the state. It's like they're willfully forgetting our 2 national championships which were just a short 90 years ago."

Texags poster: "Murray has no class and no character to be taking visits like this. I hope his entire family gets raped with AIDS-infested dicks. We don't need him."

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OU fan: *drools on self*

[UTwiz]

Fantastic.

[HornMafia]

Not necessarily the "best", but I'm amused that Shaggy has a "2015 Shart Thread".

[U2-Horn]

Ima Sharton?

[HornMafia]

I was laughing out loud at that segment the other day.

[Drew Corleone]

Look, Robbi... ol' Lisa Falkenberg went and won herself a Pulitzer. I'm sure she's still a bitch.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthr ... ost8032427

[LMQueen]

I saw that on Facebook! Unbelievable.
I'm sure she's still a bitch! She'll always be a dorky drum major to my dance team co-captain.


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[LMQueen]

Ha! Their comments are hilarious.


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[Drew Corleone]

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showth ... -a-hot-doc

Best Shag thread I have read in a while... dude (obviously gay) has concerns about seeing a hot dermatologist because some of the skin tags he needs to get checked out are "down there," and he describes himself as fat with a small pecker. The thread predictably devolves into numerous posts calling the OP gay and other guys talking about experiences with hot doctors.

My favorite one:

I think I've told this story before, but my wife worked as a medical assistant in a dermatology office before med school. One coworker was a sexy little blonde with decent tits. One day a late thirties dude came in for a check up, blonde hottie did the exam. Dude is in a gown and at full, pulsating attention the whole time. She went to check some of the skin on his thighs and his body couldn't take it. Shot his wad with a vengeance.

Examination ended early. One might say, prematurely.

Runner-up:

Not long after my twin boys were born we took them in for a check-up. Their pediatrician was a foxy little minx. Anyway, one son had something minor going on with his little junk so doc said she'd take a look at it. (slight infection after circumcision iirc). So she lays him on the examining table to check him. Wife and I are standing there watching. Then she gets some lotion and starts rubbing it on the affected area. Well, apparently, I groaned. Doc stops what she is doing, wife stares at me. I pretended to cough and quickly excused myself from the room.

[12ozLongneck]

Yeah. Not sure why you would volunteer the fact you are a fatty with a hamster penis. Especially on Shaggybevo.

[LMQueen]

Oh my.


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[12ozLongneck]

Former UT softball player and occasional Shaggybevo poster Megan Willis did a boudoir photo session last week. Probably NSFW. Very nice.

http://www.karamarieboudoir.com/blog/20 ... sicboudoir