Round 1:
1. Derka Derka - Michael Jordan, 92-93
2. BaggyBevo - Magic Johnson, 86-87
3. ChrisApplewhite - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 76-77
4. Mizzou415 - Lebron James, 12-13
5. vin2basketball - Tim Duncan, 02-03
6. Mitch Cumsteen - Larry Bird, 85-86
7. RCRanger03 - Hakeem Abdul "The Dream" Olajuwon 93-94
8. kermit - Shaquille O'Neal 99-00
9. LazyEngineer - Moses Malone - 82-83
10. RespectBunny - Dominique Wilkins 87-88
Round 2:
1. RespectBunny - David Robinson, 93-94
2. LazyEngineer- Kobe Bryant 05-06
3. kermit - Kevin Garnett, 03-04
4. RCRanger03 - Bill Walton 76 -77
5. Mitch Cumsteen - Kevin Durant 2013-2014
6. vin2basketball - Dirk Nowitzki 2005-2006
7. Mizzou415 - Chris Paul 2008-2009
8. ChrisApplewhite - Isaiah Thomas - 1990
9. BaggyBevo - Karl Malone 1996-1997
10. Derka Derka- Charles Barkley 1986-87
Round 3:
1. Derka Derka - John Stockton, 1989-90
2. BaggyBevo - Patrick Ewing 1992-1993
3. ChrisApplewhite - Scottie Pippen, 1991-92
4. Mizzou415 - Tracy McGrady 2002-03
5. vin2basketball - Gary Payton 1995-96
6. Mitch Cumsteen - Kevin McHale 1986-87
7. RCRanger03 - Grant Hill, 1996-97
8. kermit - Derrick Rose, 2010-11
9. LazyEngineer - Dwyane Wade, 2008-09
10. RespectBunny - Sidney Moncrief, 1982-83
Round 4:
1. RespectBunny - Kawhi Leonard, 2013-14
2. LazyEngineer- Dr. J 1980-81
3. kermit - Ice 1977-78
4. RCRanger03 - Penny Hardaway 95 - 96
5. Mitch $#@!steen - Jason Kidd TBD
6. vin2basketball - Joe Dumars TBD
7. Mizzou415 - Dwight Howard 2008-09
8. ChrisApplewhite - Bernard King, 1984-85
9. BaggyBevo - Clyde "The Glide" Drexler
10. Derka Derka-ON THE CLOCK
txlonghorn47 wrote:Post NBA/ABA merger only. Read Plunk!
To save us a couple pages of discussion, I've taken the liberty of posting everyone's reaction on their behalf:
Shaggy sunshine pumper: "He just wants to give the appearance of looking around before he commits to Texas! It's happening dot gif!!"
Shaggy chicken little: "Fuuuuuck now we're going to be playing against him for 4 years. He probably takes Lodge and Malik with him, too."
Shuttlesworth/Big Cigar: "Sources indicate that Saban wants out after losing in the semifinals. Saban and Murray to Texas in a package deal is imminent. Mack Brown could still derail it from behind his Twitter keyboard but it won't be because we were wrong."
Other Texas paysite mods: "Source may or may not be able to confirm that something may or may not be happening. Send $9.95 now to read a 10 paragraph article saying exactly that same thing!"
Wes Eberts: *waits 3 days and then tweets it out as 'news'*
Scipio: *writes 4,000 word strawman screed about how you're wrong and stupid and he's right and a genius. Fails to actually mention Kyler Murray*
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Hamm: "High level sources (men's room attendant) confirms that Murray is only visiting OU to convince Samaje Perine to transfer to A&M. Done deal."
Liucci: "Every time one of our commits visits OU, we see that old arrogance pop up and our friends in Austin start believing that they own the state. It's like they're willfully forgetting our 2 national championships which were just a short 90 years ago."
Texags poster: "Murray has no class and no character to be taking visits like this. I hope his entire family gets raped with AIDS-infested dicks. We don't need him."
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OU fan: *drools on self*
I think I've told this story before, but my wife worked as a medical assistant in a dermatology office before med school. One coworker was a sexy little blonde with decent tits. One day a late thirties dude came in for a check up, blonde hottie did the exam. Dude is in a gown and at full, pulsating attention the whole time. She went to check some of the skin on his thighs and his body couldn't take it. Shot his wad with a vengeance.
Examination ended early. One might say, prematurely.
Not long after my twin boys were born we took them in for a check-up. Their pediatrician was a foxy little minx. Anyway, one son had something minor going on with his little junk so doc said she'd take a look at it. (slight infection after circumcision iirc). So she lays him on the examining table to check him. Wife and I are standing there watching. Then she gets some lotion and starts rubbing it on the affected area. Well, apparently, I groaned. Doc stops what she is doing, wife stares at me. I pretended to cough and quickly excused myself from the room.
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