Sooner Joke Thread

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Sooner Joke Thread

Postby Simon Honeybone on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:54 pm

At the end of the night, the Sooner turns to his girlfriend and asks, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?"

And she says, "Because I'm a prostitute."
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Did you hear about the Sooner who was asked by his professor what would happen if we didn't have electricity?

He said we would probably be watching TV by candlelight.
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What is the difference between a Sooner and a carp?

One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.
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How many Sooners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
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Did you hear about the Sooner who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.
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Why did the Sooner get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?

He kept throwing out all the W's.
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A Sooner got a job at a sawmill. Just before lunch on his first day, he lost a finger. When asked how he lost it, he replied, "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"
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There was a group of Sooner science students that wanted to send a probe to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that the probe would burn up long before reaching the sun.

The Sooners replied that they planned to send the probe at night.
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A Sooner ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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How do you keep a Sooner busy?

Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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How do you know that a Sooner invented the toothbrush?

Because had anyone else designed it then it would be called a teethbrush.
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Did you hear about the Sooner at the stop sign?

He's still there.
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Postby edavis3 on Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:57 pm

This might be the most aggy thing I have ever seen here.
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Postby BarryBnds on Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:33 pm

35-45.

That's my joke for ya Simon. :D
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With a record of 109-23 and 6 Big 12 titles in 10 seasons, Stoops has reason to be arrogant. But he is not. He is somewhere between humble and unimpressed.
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