The Offensive Joke Thread

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The Offensive Joke Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:07 pm

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

Only some of the things that come of out Sarah Palin's vagina are retarded.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:27 pm

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Postby AtlLonghorn on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:49 pm

What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

Heath Ledger jokes can get old.
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Postby U2-Horn on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:03 pm

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Postby Mr. Peabody on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:59 am

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Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:43 pm

Should have called this The Dogpile Sarah Palin Thread.

Very heavy on NSFW audio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EBPQSnKxM
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Postby Bucharest on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:51 am

Hilarious.
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Postby Markaholic on Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:36 am

Nevermind.
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Postby HornMafia on Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:43 am

You guys do realize that someone was banned for one of the jokes on this thread this week, right?
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Postby UTwiz on Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:52 am

Who?
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Postby tamut98 on Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:15 am

Buck Burnette????
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Postby Bucharest on Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:23 am

HornMafia wrote:You guys do realize that someone was banned for one of the jokes on this thread this week, right?


Why stop there.

It's absolutely mind-boggling what some people still think is funny here in 2008.....and this has nothing to do with being PC, it's just not fucking funny.
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Postby Drew Corleone on Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:12 pm

This thread is pretty embarrassing.
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Postby eochs on Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:49 pm

this thread is pretty bad, but the other one was just flat out racist without any attempt at humor...
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:00 pm

My Simba joke was not racist!
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:56 pm

Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were
flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,
You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and
make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I
could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very
happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing
their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such
big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the
window and make 56 million people very happy.'
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Postby Simon Honeybone on Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:11 pm

Mr. Peabody wrote:My Simba joke was not racist!


I'm pretty sure he was talking about your remark about restarting the Civil War to ________
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:20 pm

.................get rid of the dumb asses.


dumb asses is not a racist remark.


dumb ass refers to anyone that voted for him
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Postby CHBHorn on Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:31 pm

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.

John McCain gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into McCain’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless man $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told him to “have hope… change is coming…” and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?

I hope you realize that we cannot do this anymore if the Fairness Doctrine comes back.
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Postby CHBHorn on Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:35 pm

Here is the part that is not funny:

President-elect Barack Obama has designated former Federal Communications Commissioner Henry Rivera to head the team that will select the next FCC chairman — an Obama move that bodes poorly for conservative talk radio.

That’s because Rivera is widely believed to support the reinstitution of the so-called Fairness Doctrine.

Originally instituted in 1949 by the FCC, the Fairness Doctrine required broadcasters over the public airwaves to give equal time to opposing political views.

Since talk radio is overwhelmingly dominated by conservative hosts, and liberal talk radio draws few listeners, the “equal time” provision would likely force many radio stations to pull popular conservative hosts from the air rather than air low-rated liberal hosts.

The FCC admitted before the repeal that the doctrine "had the net effect of reducing rather than enhancing the discussion of controversial issues of public importance."

He “is expected to lead the push to dismantle commercial talk radio that is favored by a number of Democratic Party senators,” Maloney wrote.

“Rivera will play a pivotal role in preventing critics from having a public voice during Obama’s tenure in office.”
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:42 pm

CHBHorn wrote:John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.

John McCain gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into McCain’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless man $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told him to “have hope… change is coming…” and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?

I hope you realize that we cannot do this anymore if the Fairness Doctrine comes back.


I'm sorry. You must have gotten lost on the way to the GOP Chain Email Thread.
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Postby CHBHorn on Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:47 pm

Old joke with a twist that was on Stumble.

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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:46 am

Don't feel bad, 12, I'm still trying to figure out what was funny in the first post. And didn't the last GOP chain email tell me to give my waiter's tip to the homeless guy? Apparently homeless people are going to make out like bandits in this deal....
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Postby Bucharest on Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:10 am

Wait....are either of those posts jokes....seriously???
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:16 am

I guess fact that tons of people believe that the Republican Party is the same party that it was 25 years ago and that it's really that different than the Democratic Party is sort of funny and so stupid that it borderlines on offensive.
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