The Offensive Joke Thread

Like trash talk, but with pictures...

Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:15 pm

Bucharest wrote:Wait....are either of those posts jokes....seriously???


and they are not offensive either...idiots

jack and jill went up the hill each with $1.25
Jill came down with $2.50, the fuckin whore
It was basically like starring in a bukkake video with Charlie the Tuna.


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Postby AtlLonghorn on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:42 pm

Andrew Dice Clay called and said that joke hasn't been funny in 20 years.
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Postby Bucharest on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:53 pm

Yeah, I'm not even sure it was funny back then.....but definitely not now, and it's not really offensive, just kind of cute.

Here's my contribution.

Q:What sound does a baby make when you throw it in a blender???





A: I never hear, I'm usually too busy jerking off. Image
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Postby McKinneyHorn on Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:41 pm

OK, y'all lured me in.

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Postby Silverado on Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:44 pm

Anyone have a coat hanger we can take to this thread?
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