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Postby Music City Mafia on Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:49 am

"Who does #2 work for??!!"
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Postby Music City Mafia on Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:45 pm

"We feel like we're very, very fortunate," Brown said. "We're going to be playing a BCS-caliber football team in the Holiday Bowl and it can't get any better than that. It will be fun for both teams to compete."


Well, no... not this season, any hoo.
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Postby Phil Elliott on Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:52 pm

You could win - that would be better.
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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:59 pm

Well thanks ruining the end of my day, MCM. Where is that vomit smilie?.....Smooth

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Postby tamut98 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:29 pm

if we would have showed up for a couple of more games this year we would be playing in the BCS, which to me personally, would be better than that. But that's just me.
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Postby Music City Mafia on Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:42 pm

SmoothLonghorn wrote:Well thanks ruining the end of my day, MCM. Where is that vomit smilie?.....Smooth

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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:38 pm

Thanks, MCM. Unless anyone else has noticed, I haven't seen this in the Statesman and/or Orangebloods, so I'm not sure it has been picked up locally. Good times once everyone gets ahold of it.....Smooth
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Postby Music City Mafia on Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:06 pm

After getting poked in the eye by Jeremy Newberry, Packers MLB Nick Barnett is enraged by the Raiders center’s on-field antics, as quoted in the Green Bay Press-Gazette: “I was on the ground; he ran by and kneed me in my head. So, I get up and try to find out what’s going on. A little talk, this and that, next thing you know, he lines it up like the Three Stooges and pokes me in the eye. It’s just garbage. … I was very angry at that, because when somebody pokes you in the eye, you want to take it out to the parking lot. … I’m not going to talk to him after the game. I don’t accept an apology, nothing like that. He tried to apologize. We were just playing football, and you should just play football instead of trying to poke somebody in the eye.”
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Postby AtlLonghorn on Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:34 pm

"A source said: "Jessica Simpson is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.""
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Postby edavis3 on Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:53 pm

AtlLonghorn wrote:"A source said: "Jessica Simpson is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.""


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Postby AtlLonghorn on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:05 pm

http://wwtdd.com/

probably NSFW pics on page 1.
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Postby UTwiz on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:06 pm

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Postby Music City Mafia on Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:17 am

As for football, it is possible a BCS bid could create such demands.

"What it does, in my estimation, is it raises expectations to a point that there are people who expect it every year," said Texas coach Mack Brown, the Big 12 football dean. "I can remember the first year we played in the Rose Bowl, people were really excited. The second year we went back to the Rose Bowl, it was for the national championship.

"Then, I'll never forget one of our fans (the next) preseason telling me, 'I sure don't want to go back to that Rose Bowl again. My gosh, we've been two years in a row.' Mark's done a great job, and congratulations to Kansas. But there is no doubt that after the people taste the top one time, they're going to want to go again next year."


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Postby Music City Mafia on Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:49 am

We are a team that has some issues.


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Postby Bucharest on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:18 am

What's more incredible is they're 9-6 somehow? FWIW, the other team only score 49.....wish I could have paid good money to see that clash!!!
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Postby HornMafia on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:37 pm

WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.

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Postby Reinheitsgebot on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:43 pm

"your friend was magnificent"
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Postby UTwiz on Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:02 am

"Oh, wow. A little (upsetting)," said Square. "I would've loved to have Applewhite. If he wants to win championships, and I know Applewhite does, then he'll stay. You don't win no championships at UT, man. You win championships at UA. But he's got to do what he's got to do."

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Postby Silverado on Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm

Some elevators just don't make it to the top floor, man.
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Postby HornMafia on Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:47 pm

"Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her orgasm after orgasm."

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Postby AtlLonghorn on Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:53 pm

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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:34 pm

"Red Sox Nation?" What a bunch of [expletive] that is," he said in an interview with The New York Times' Play magazine. "That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans.

"Go anywhere in America and you won't see Red Sox hats and jackets, you'll see Yankee hats and jackets. This is a Yankee country. We're going to put the Yankees back on top and restore the universe to order."

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Ummm, have a great weekend Evan and Arch? :D .....Smooth
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Postby AtlLonghorn on Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:54 am

“I feel like someone put a meat necklace around my neck and threw me into a lion’s den.”

Pat Knight after Tech's 109-51 asswhipping at the hands of Kansas.
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Postby HornMafia on Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:20 pm

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”


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Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:03 pm

Is there a more gross ass word than twat? Ugh I think I'm gonna go puke.
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