Jessica Alba Shrine

Like trash talk, but with pictures...

Postby Bucharest on Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:39 am

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Postby edavis3 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:59 am

I'm not the onle who has trouble keeping women (rim shot)
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:04 am

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And wait, since when do I have trouble keeping women???
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Postby edavis3 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:32 am

I am just remembering a stint from about a year ago I think? Where you were ranting about someone leaving or screwing you over or something.
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:29 am

Thanks Eric, now you've made me cry!!!!

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Postby MBK271 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:12 am

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why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Postby edavis3 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:17 am

Bucharest wrote:Thanks Eric, now you've made me cry!!!!

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Postby HornMafia on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:21 am

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Postby Bucharest on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:24 am

WHOA-WHOA-WHOA.....DO NOT CLUTTER THIS SHRINE WITH PICS OF OTHER BITCHES.....no matter HOW hot they are!!!!

And my dear frickin' lord her hotness never ceases to amaze me......it's good thing Erin Andrews and I are attached at the hip, otherwise, I might have to hop on that shit!!!!
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Postby MBK271 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:31 am

Wow.


Very hot.
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:51 pm

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Postby HornMafia on Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:06 pm

flag football team?
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:53 am

:lol:
It was basically like starring in a bukkake video with Charlie the Tuna.


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Postby HornMafia on Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:52 am

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Postby HornMafia on Tue May 15, 2007 1:01 pm

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Postby HornMafia on Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:30 am

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Postby U2-Horn on Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:40 am

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.


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Postby UTwiz on Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:48 am

Can you paste anything? My work's firewalls are shutting me down.
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Postby U2-Horn on Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:57 am

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Jessica Alba is rather attractive, so it can only be good news now that she's single for the first time in more than two years. Us Magazine says:

After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.
Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."
Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Wow, that seems harsh, but since I'm not Cash Warren, I don't really care. I'm not here to help. I'm about me, baby, and it's time to start looking out for number 1! Jessica Alba is single, which means I'm on the prowl! Like a tiger! A tiger with a fake badge and cop uniform, telling her she needs to come with me. "You've got the right to remain satisfied, baby!"
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Postby UTwiz on Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:26 pm

Thanks.
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Postby U2-Horn on Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:29 am

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Postby HornMafia on Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:48 am

That's last week's false rumor news...
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Postby AtlLonghorn on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:19 am

People Exclusive
Jessica Alba Is Pregnant

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 12, 2007 05:55 AM EST

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

Alba has also starred in Sin City and the recent Awake. Her upcoming films are The Eye and The Love Guru.

Before the pregnancy announcement, she said she was in talks to make her Broadway premiere this summer in a revival of playwright David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow.


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