Jessica Alba Shrine

Like trash talk, but with pictures...

Postby U2-Horn on Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:02 pm

oh, jeez...oh, jeez...OH JEEZ!

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Postby UTwiz on Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:16 am

Maybe the greatest "drop" in the history of The Ticket.
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Postby oneputtlarry on Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:20 am

Bucharest...thanks....absolutely the best hot photos of Jessica...the best...she is hot.....too hot...whewwww.....oh no, spontaneous human combustion...ouch, ouch, ouch!.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....!!!!!!!!
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Postby Ben Beam 750 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:38 pm

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Postby Ben Beam 750 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:42 pm

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Greatness. :shock:
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Postby oneputtlarry on Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:50 am

Thanks much, Ben Beam...Truly awesome...at least one Paparazzi had a great day!
Unless the Paparazzi snapped his last photo and is running from the boyfriend that was laying next to her!
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Postby TheDean176 on Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:45 pm

Man bullshit!!! Jessica is a Sooner fan?! WTF?!

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I'd still hit it though.
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:55 pm

I used to date a Sooner, it wasn't her.
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Postby pabloknight on Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:59 am

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Postby 'Hornbybirth on Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:59 am

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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Postby HornMafia on Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:10 am

Nice. :lol:
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:31 am

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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:57 am

Jessica threatens to sue Playboy over cover picture

P.S. I didn't think I could post in this thread without a picture, so...
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Postby Music City Mafia on Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:54 pm

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Postby Mr Sparkle on Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:27 am

SHE REALLY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE ON EARTH.

GOOD HEAVENS. GOOD HOLY F'ING HEAVENS.

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Postby PrideMtnSooner on Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:34 am

If only I were thirteen.
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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:50 pm

Guess who's being listed for a part in Saw 4: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0890870/

I can't take credit for it, but I read this on another board: "I hope she gets stuck in a masturbating machine." :lol: ....Smooth
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Postby Bucharest on Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:55 pm

Jessica Alba???
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Postby edavis3 on Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:46 pm

I know I will probably catch crap for this but I don't see the attraction.
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Postby HornMafia on Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:49 pm

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Postby edavis3 on Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:52 pm

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Postby Bucharest on Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:13 pm

OH DEAR FRICKIN' GOD, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING ERIC!!!!!

And if you're not, you're right to ever post a "gay or not gay" thread has been offically revoked.
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Postby UTwiz on Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:17 pm

Gotta gagree.
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Postby edavis3 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:33 am

I'm not saying she is ugly...I am just saying that she is not really my type.
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