Jessica Alba Shrine

[HornMafia]

Nothing a swift kick to the stomach wouldn't take care of.

[AtlLonghorn]

[12ozLongneck]

Dear Jessica,

Please don't squirt it out the Christian way. I do not want you to be ruined.

[Music City Mafia]

Alba, who has a baby on the way with fiance Cash Warren, also tells Elle she's been trying to break away from her pin-up image and be taken seriously as an actress.

“Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me. When I'm in a meeting, I want to tell you why I'm an asset, how I'm a commodity, how I can put a--es in the seats, not, 'There's a chance you're going to be able to [expletive] me.' That's never been my deal,” she said, citing the firm no-nudity clause in her contract.

In order to get attention away from her body and onto her acting, John Stockwell, who directed Alba in "Into the Blue," told the magazine, “Jessica will have to do something like what Charlize Theron did with 'Monster' in order to get people to pay attention to what a good actor she is."

[Drew Corleone]

She's not a good actress.

[Bucharest]

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God I wanna' hump her leg.

[SmoothLonghorn]

Did she get some add-ons put in when they pulled the baby out?