How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

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Postby edavis3 on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:01 pm

Drew - "The only thing stranger than us driving to Oklahoma right now is that guy over there walking his dog at 1:30 AM with Bedazzled jeans." When we were waiting at Kevin's apartment.

Denim - "This isn't the first time that some of yall have had my gravy." Everyone else - "Mark" When we were eating breakfast Saturday morning.

Todd - "Damn, that means I have to go back to the store." When he found out that Kevin and I were making the trip as well at 2:30 AM.

Eric - "Matt, what do we do?" When Robbs was pissed that we still hadn't eaten after the game.

Chay - "I hunt whitetail all year long" When quoting one of his friends hats that he goes hunting with. The hat has a picture of a white chicks ass on it.

Kevin - "If you post that on youtube I will punch you in the face." Right after he was brake checked in the car after falling asleep...we caught it on video!

Bob - "Oh Well." After finding out that the oddly shaped dog was not pregnant but had a heart valve issue. :lol:

Robbs - "This is what they were doing right before the crash." When Kevin was videoing the 5th performance of the Airband!

Drew - "You wanna shot?" Responding to my statement that I needed some caffeine.
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:05 pm

The following conversation occurred upon me seeing a woman of size walking up the steps wearing an orange do-rag:

Me: "What the fuck is she dressed up as for halloween? She looks like a collision between Oklahoma State football and the Aunt Jemima bottle"

*Long Pause*

Edavis: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Pretty sure she has cancer."

Me: "Oh shit... Lord, I take it back!!!! I take it back!!!"
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:07 pm

And, yeah... We are pretty much the best air band ever.
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby Makaveli on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:13 pm

Funny.

I got a text from Drew at probably ...11pm or something ? ...that said "Hillsboro, Holla". I told Laura that Drew's driving through Hillsboro. She thought that was odd and said is he going Northbound or Southbound ? I said well I bet he's going North, to Stillwater. She says aren't Matt and Robbi still coming over tomorrow to watch the game.... and is Drew coming too ? I said, you know.... I'm not so sure about that right now.... First thing the next morning, I get a text from Robbi. Something like not making it to your house....Went to Happy Hour, ended up in Stillwater. LOL. Nice.

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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby Makaveli on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:14 pm

Speaking of air band... We were at Alamo Drafthouse the other night and I saw something about the "Austin Air Sex Championships" and read the details. I may be late to find out about this gem, but if not ya'll should check it out. Then we should all go. Freaking Hilarious, can you imagine.
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby AtlLonghorn on Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:41 pm

Without looking it up to be sure out of laziness, I'm pretty sure the air sex world championships were held over the summer. Maybe that was the regional championship and the world championship is yet to be done.
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby VaHornFan on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:27 am

I liked the line that cute little Oke State girl had -- "Hi. I don't believe in marriage. My name is Becky." She was cute, Chay, and I don't blame you for wanting to "hang out" with her :)
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:29 am

VaHornFan wrote:"I don't believe in marriage. My name is Becky."


And that was right about the time I fell in love.

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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:23 pm

I left my camera in edavis's car, so he mailed it back to me from his office. He told me that he put my name down as "Kevin Bedazzled Dean." I thought he was joking. I thought wrong.

Anyways, thanks for sending the camera back, Eric!
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby edavis3 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:00 pm

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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:42 pm

When I saw this got bumped, I figured it was because your wife filed for divorce and you figured this thread was as good of a place to break the news as any. But yeah... Good times.
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby edavis3 on Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:56 pm

In honor of making it to my 10th anniversary today...maybe the dumbest, most awesome thing I have ever done!
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the trip)

Postby VaHornFan on Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:27 am

edavis3 wrote:In honor of making it to my 10th anniversary today...maybe the dumbest, most awesome thing I have ever done!


Congrats on that! It was an excellent decision (and your wife knows she's got a good thing) ;)
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:12 am

I was reminded by Facebook today that we are coming up on the 6 year anniversary of this debacle.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:50 am

txlonghorn47 wrote:I met two pretty cool and good looking chicks from OK State in the stands. They were sitting behind me, and I hit it off with them. They took me, Drew, Robbs, and Matt down to some bar at halftime for drinks. Then they took me out with them the rest of the night. Had a blast with them. Too bad they live in freaking Tulsa.

All in all I had an absolute blast. And to think as late as Wednesday I wasn't going to make the trip any more.



Wow. Just reread the entire thread. Pretty amazing to reread those two parts quoted there sitting here 6 years later. Amazing how a trip I almost didn't even make pretty much completely changed my life. I probably wouldn't have the career I currently have or met several people I now consider very close friends had I not been sitting in that stadium that night. As bitter as I was for a long time about the way that relationship ended, I guess it just goes to show that maybe everything really does happen for a reason.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:54 am

Good times.
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Postby LMQueen on Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:14 am

Still so funny.


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Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:10 pm

Oh man. Those were the days.
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Re: How I ended up in Stillwater(and later the rest of the t

Postby LMQueen on Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:54 pm

I guess now we know My name is Becky does believe in marriage after all.

And 6 years later I'm still giving you dirty looks for running off with your trysts.


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Postby UTwiz on Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:21 pm

There's no way that's a word.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:53 pm

LMQueen wrote:I guess now we know My name is Becky does believe in marriage after all.

And 6 years later I'm still giving you dirty looks for running off with your trysts.


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Postby edavis3 on Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:05 pm

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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:54 pm

Ha I went back and read this about a week ago. Great time.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:02 pm

That is what this group is all about -- making asses of ourselves on college football road trips. That is why I try to make one a year.

Of course I guess we do it at home, too.
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