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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:47 pm

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Postby U2-Horn on Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:52 pm

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Postby HornMafia on Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:24 pm

Nice to win one with one hit.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:32 pm

This team is done.
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Postby HornMafia on Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:44 pm

Jesus Christ Tolleson.
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Postby tamut98 on Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:45 pm

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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:52 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:This team is done.


How Shaggybevo of you.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:32 pm

I'm sure this will surprise you but that is a Mike Rhyner drop.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:36 pm

I am not liking this theme of former Rangers are owning the fuck out of current Rangers.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:13 pm

Welp.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:14 pm

We got issues.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby UTwiz on Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:04 pm

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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:05 pm

Yeah
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:16 pm

Time for Mazara Mania.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:32 pm

Shit. Here we go with the injury bug again. Put Nicholas on the plane with Mazara.
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Postby HornMafia on Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:44 pm

Mazara get a base hit off asshole Weaver in his first MLB at bat. Nice.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby tamut98 on Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:42 am

It's a good thing Elvis scored... but I guess Elvis is gonna be Elvis. Beltre should have killed him.
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Postby HornMafia on Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:00 pm

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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby tamut98 on Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:25 pm

81-81 ? Based on the last 8 games...
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon May 02, 2016 11:50 am

I will happily take the results from the first month of the 2016 campaign. Unfortunately, 4 @ TOR and 3 @ DET screams "painful road trip."
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby tamut98 on Mon May 02, 2016 1:01 pm

I would like to see something akin to the Longest Yard on Bautista's first at bat.

He gets plunked and the entire team comes out of the dugout and dog piles his bat-flipping ass as he is trotting down to first.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon May 02, 2016 1:40 pm

I'm hoping for a plunking as well.

Thought the start has been just okay. Nothing great, nothing bad. Adding in Darvish will be nice.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon May 02, 2016 2:15 pm

I'd love for them to call someone up from Spokane just to give Bautista one in the earhole.
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Mon May 02, 2016 2:33 pm

Looks like Darvish starts in Round Rock Friday night. Supposed to pitch 3 innings. I can't go but just FYI
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Re: 2016 Defending AL West Champion Texas Rangers Thread

Postby UTwiz on Mon May 02, 2016 5:33 pm

Their current pace would put them at 91 wins. I'd say the results thus far are mighty fine.
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