2015 Rangers Megathread

[12ozLongneck]

Who's going to the home opener on Friday?

[txlonghorn47]

This is the least opening day buzz I can remember around here in a loooooong time.

I'm on the fence. Would really like to go to keep the streak alive, but really don't want to miss Masters coverage.

[HornMafia]

O/U of 76.5

I think they go over. I don't think they were as bad as they showed last season, so if I go off that, and then a couple of bounce back years from a couple of guys, I think they can get there.

[txlonghorn47]

I'll take the under. Don't see the offensive production to offset what should be a staff that gives up a lot of runs.

[UTwiz]

I am extremely excited about this season. This isn't a contending team, or even sure fire good team. But I think people are way too low on them.

[txlonghorn47]

No funeral

[12ozLongneck]

Geez... Newberg is going to need surgery on the rotor cuff he tore reaching to put lipstick on last night's pig.

[HornMafia]

He has become a real beating. I rarely even read his reports anymore.

But he's such a train wreck I can't stop watching.

[UTwiz]

He's overly Disney for my tastes, but his perspective (and Scott Lucas' and Adam Morris') is infinitely better than the gloom and doom bullsh from some fans. In a sport where only one team won more than 60% of its games last year, some people try to insulate themselves from any negative emotions by taking the sky is falling approach from the get-go.

[U2-Horn]

How's his son's 8U team doing? I hear they've hired a new hitting instructor.

[txlonghorn47]

This team SUCKS!

[Drew Corleone]

You're up 3-0, dipshit.

[UTwiz]

I think he was referring to Team Moreland.

[Drew Corleone]

Ha.

[12ozLongneck]

You're up 3-0, dipshit.

"This team SUCKS" is Ticket schtick.

[HornMafia]

I have to admit I was damn nervous about Feliz out there in the 9th.

Good bounce back.

[12ozLongneck]

Only one data point, but that was classic Cobra. A bit laborious at first but he got done what needed to get done.

[txlonghorn47]

You're up 3-0, dipshit.

Yeah I posted that in the 1st when Colbra had 2 on no outs and couldn't find the strike zone. And like Kev said it was really just schtick anyway.

[Drew Corleone]

I always forgot about y'alls Ticket cult.

[12ozLongneck]

Holland out. Surgery scheduled for Tuesday. Fuck this gay earth.

[HornMafia]

Surgery scheduled for Tuesday..

Huh?

[HornMafia]

Holland out at least six weeks.

It is comical at this point. Fuck Nolan.

[txlonghorn47]

Choo still sucks

[txlonghorn47]

Anybody know what Ol Nelly Cruz is up to?

[12ozLongneck]

All I know is that Elvis needs to get it together.