2015 Rangers Megathread

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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:46 pm

Whoops. . No, he's crazy.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:08 pm

Did you think Kevin did not know 3 = 1B?

But if y'all want to play without a LF I won't be upset.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby U2-Horn on Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:48 pm

WHAT ELSE
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:39 pm

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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:11 pm

Nice of TAG to make an appearance.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:58 pm

Bet the Stros wish that "strike" that was a foot outside had been called a ball right about now.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Mon Sep 14, 2015 9:14 pm

And they are officially "over" for the year.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Mon Sep 14, 2015 9:26 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:Bet the Stros wish that "strike" that was a foot outside had been called a ball right about now.


TAG called that.

We're having fun here, no?
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:52 am

My Houston buddies who have been having a jerk off fest texting me all season about how does it feel to pay all that money to be in last. Yeah they've been really quite the last couple weeks.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:55 pm

First place Texas Rangers.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby tamut98 on Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:34 pm

Jobu must have woke some bats up...
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:07 am

For all the talk about negative run differential, the Rangers are now +28 against the Astros.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby tamut98 on Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:45 pm

Sweeping the A's was kinda big. Astro's need to sweep and get some help to get the division title. Definitely want to clinch before the last series.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:13 pm

Yeah. Going into a series with the Angels with the division still up in the air is not something that sounds like fun.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:49 pm

Boy, nothing makes me feel better about the Angels closing in than Barry motherfucking Zito starting for Oakland tomorrow.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:29 am

Ridiculous.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:41 pm

Raise your hand if you had "Ohlendorf in a save situation to win the division" in the How This Season Ends Pool at the end of April.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:42 pm

I have a bad feeling about this.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:20 pm

They were way too quick with the hook on Diekman and tossing Tolleson out there for the fifth day in a row was not a good idea.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:37 pm

I've got green and I got blue, and every day gets a little less different between the two.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:52 pm

I need a UTWiz decoder ring.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:53 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:They were way too quick with the hook on Diekman and tossing Tolleson out there for the fifth day in a row was not a good idea.


Fuck let Dyson go another inning. I know he was in the same shape but he's been a lot more reliable.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby Drew Corleone on Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:17 pm

HornMafia wrote:I need a UTWiz decoder ring.


Looks like when sober he goes Isbell instead of Ticket.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:05 pm

And that is how you do it. 2015 AL West champs, mofos.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:34 pm

Well that was unexpected.
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