2015 Rangers Megathread

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2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:56 pm

Who's going to the home opener on Friday?
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:41 am

This is the least opening day buzz I can remember around here in a loooooong time.

I'm on the fence. Would really like to go to keep the streak alive, but really don't want to miss Masters coverage.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:48 am

O/U of 76.5

I think they go over. I don't think they were as bad as they showed last season, so if I go off that, and then a couple of bounce back years from a couple of guys, I think they can get there.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:07 am

I'll take the under. Don't see the offensive production to offset what should be a staff that gives up a lot of runs.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:20 am

I am extremely excited about this season. This isn't a contending team, or even sure fire good team. But I think people are way too low on them.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:27 pm

No funeral
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:01 am

Geez... Newberg is going to need surgery on the rotor cuff he tore reaching to put lipstick on last night's pig.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:10 am

He has become a real beating. I rarely even read his reports anymore.

But he's such a train wreck I can't stop watching.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:16 pm

He's overly Disney for my tastes, but his perspective (and Scott Lucas' and Adam Morris') is infinitely better than the gloom and doom bullsh from some fans. In a sport where only one team won more than 60% of its games last year, some people try to insulate themselves from any negative emotions by taking the sky is falling approach from the get-go.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby U2-Horn on Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:09 pm

How's his son's 8U team doing? I hear they've hired a new hitting instructor.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:23 pm

This team SUCKS!
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:25 pm

You're up 3-0, dipshit.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:27 pm

I think he was referring to Team Moreland.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:07 pm

Ha.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:34 pm

Drew Corleone wrote:You're up 3-0, dipshit.


"This team SUCKS" is Ticket schtick.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:38 pm

I have to admit I was damn nervous about Feliz out there in the 9th.

Good bounce back.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:39 pm

Only one data point, but that was classic Cobra. A bit laborious at first but he got done what needed to get done.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:51 am

Drew Corleone wrote:You're up 3-0, dipshit.


Yeah I posted that in the 1st when Colbra had 2 on no outs and couldn't find the strike zone. And like Kev said it was really just schtick anyway.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby Drew Corleone on Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:18 am

I always forgot about y'alls Ticket cult.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:25 pm

Holland out. Surgery scheduled for Tuesday. Fuck this gay earth.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:34 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:Surgery scheduled for Tuesday..


Huh?
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:57 pm

Holland out at least six weeks.

It is comical at this point. Fuck Nolan.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:18 pm

Choo still sucks
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:57 am

Anybody know what Ol Nelly Cruz is up to?
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:34 am

All I know is that Elvis needs to get it together.
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