2015 Rangers Megathread

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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:33 am

So all of the Ft. Worth folks have sore backpussies because the AL West Champs shirt has the Dallas skyline on it. I wonder how these people are going to feel when the Rangers move to a stadium in downtown Dallas in 10 years.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:44 am

Sounded like it was more the Arlington crowd that was complaining, but either way who cares. Most people from outside the area associate the Rangers with Dallas I'm sure. Also, not like it was a Rangers decision.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:42 pm

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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby tamut98 on Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:33 pm

Game 1 is ours. Hamels tomorrow. Hope Beltre comes back soon.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:52 pm

High five.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby tamut98 on Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:45 pm

Ho hum... 14 inning affair and Rangers come back to Texas with a 2-0 lead.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:21 pm

High five.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:00 pm

Texas is up 2-0 and FSN still has Blue Jay balls on their chin.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:42 pm

Fucking shit Elvis. You can stay in Canada.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby tamut98 on Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:57 pm

Leave Elvis, nuke Toronto, profit?
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby tamut98 on Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:58 pm

Joey Bats can eat a bag o dicks too.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Wed Oct 14, 2015 5:30 pm

I need a beer. Or whiskey. Or a Lamar Odom.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:05 am

Listening to the Musers, who watch about 6 games a year, break down this meltdown is making it even more frustrating.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:28 am

HornMafia wrote:Listening to the Musers, who watch about 6 games a year, break down this meltdown is making it even more frustrating.


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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:42 am

I loved when they were bitching about Holland and Fernando pipes in with something to the effect of "Oh yeah... JD is totally going to dump a #3 starter since those grow on trees."
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:47 am

The thing that really got me was bitching about taking Hamels out. Yeah, he's your ace and everything, but Dyson has been lights out, Hamels was at 112 pitches, etc.

If Hamels stays in and Bautista homers off him...."why do you leave Hamels in when you have lights out Dyson ready in the pen???"

It's baseball. It happens.

And I don't need Sean Bass chiming in with "well don't groove one." It was a 97 mph in on the fists. Bautista is just a great hitter.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:52 am

And if Elvis doesn't decide to hand them 2304982302 extra outs, we're not in that situation to begin with.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:28 am

HornMafia wrote:And I don't need Sean Bass chiming in with "well don't groove one." It was a 97 mph in on the fists. Bautista is just a great hitter.


Sean Bass is a spare of the highest order. He's one of these guys that has read a couple advanced stats and now thinks he's a baseball genius because of it.
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby UTwiz on Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:35 pm

TC > Bass
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Re: 2015 Rangers Megathread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:41 pm

Magadan, Hawkins not retained.
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