2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

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2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:25 pm

Guys.... The Rangers and Papa John's have come to an agreement that will keep the Rangers7 promotion in place through 2023! Best offseason EVAR!!! :(
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:46 am

Not Rangers, but the Angels have put ol' Cunt Juice on the trade block. I hope he goes somewhere shitty.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby HornMafia on Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:07 pm

I like the pickup of the Nationals guy yesterday. Sounds like he could be a solid back of the rotation guy.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:41 am

Ha. The Angels called the Rangers to gauge their interest in Josh Hamilton? Screw that.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby HornMafia on Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:31 pm

Am I crazy or is that not a lot to give up for Gallardo?
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:43 pm

I would have liked to have seen what Knebel could have done in a Rangers uniform, but that's a question mark and Gallardo is more than serviceable. For the "JD IS THE WORST, BRING BACK NOLAN!" crowd, JD turned a broken Soria into a workable rotation guy.

In other Ranger-ish news, somebody needs to tell ex-Longhorn Megan Willis to look out for ol' Ronald.

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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby UTwiz on Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:15 am

1. JD turned Soria into Gallardo and Justin Thompson (our best pitching prospect).

2. Wash is a true American hero.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby HornMafia on Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:47 pm

Profar is done.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby UTwiz on Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:10 pm

I'm dead inside.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:43 pm

Ruben Mateo! Really glad we didn't trade Elvis like several idiots in the media were calling to do.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:43 pm

By the way. The Choo signing still sucks DICK!
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:37 pm

What's on ex-Ranger Cunt Juice Wilson's mind going into spring training?

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Fuck off, pillow biter.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby UTwiz on Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:55 pm

Best.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:55 pm

Ouch, Cobra.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby UTwiz on Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:09 pm

PANIC!!!!!!!
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby HornMafia on Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:52 pm

This team sucks.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby U2-Horn on Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:04 pm

So.....
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:00 pm

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Hopefully Kaime will take her under her wing and we'll have nekkid pics before the All Star Break.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby McKinneyHorn on Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:35 am

Yu and possible Tommy John surgery after MRI; getting a second opinion, per Bleacher Report. Ouch... :(
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby HornMafia on Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:56 am

Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:08 am

Fuck this gay earth.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:48 pm

Kirkjian: Losing Yu would be devastating to the Rangers playoff hopes.

Wow, that's some hard hitting journalism.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby U2-Horn on Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:40 pm

Jamey Newberg has become an insufferable prick the last few years.
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Re: 2014-2015 Rangers Offseason Thread!

Postby HornMafia on Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:13 pm

U2-Horn wrote:Jamey Newberg has become an insufferable prick the last few years.


Agreed.
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