2014-2015 Premier League Thread

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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:25 pm

Blech. Another tie.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:58 pm

you mean draw

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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:54 pm

I'm sure noted dick licker Junior Miller will tell you what to think on Monday morning.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:00 pm

U mad?
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:05 pm

This Spurs team is almost as frustrating to watch as the Longhorns.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:16 am

Spurs are going to get relegated or, depending on who you ask, "regulated."
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:12 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:Spurs are going to get relegated or, depending on who you ask, "regulated."


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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:48 pm

Ha!
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:13 pm

HornMafia wrote:
12ozLongneck wrote:Spurs are going to get relegated or, depending on who you ask, "regulated."


:mad:


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Spurs manage to fight back and get a much needed 3 points in one of the chippiest games I've ever seen.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:03 pm

The "darby" was pretty chippy, too.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:48 am

Arsenal down 3-0 to Stoke City at half. Is this bad?
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:15 am

HornMafia wrote:Arsenal down 3-0 to Stoke City at half. Is this bad?


Stoke is the ultimate cockroach team.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:17 am

At least you didn't have to sit through a goatfuck of a scoreless tie.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:57 am

The Gunners just absolutely pissed two points away. I'm beginning to understand what Arch meant when he said "as a Mavs fan that makes sense."
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:41 pm

Come on you Spurs!
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:51 pm

Beating Chelsea on New Years Day doesn't do a hell of a lot for you when you take one point off of Crystal fucking Palace for the year.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby Bucharest on Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:35 am

Well that sucked.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:29 pm

Fuck Arsenal.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:45 pm

Bucharest wrote:Well that sucked.


Definitely missed Sanchez today.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:59 pm

Fuck you, Solodado.

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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby HornMafia on Sat Mar 14, 2015 2:18 pm

Hell of a run by Arsenal lately. Not sure if it will be enough, though.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Sat Mar 14, 2015 2:51 pm

I see Man City blew another one. Glad I was not able to watch.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:00 pm

Spurs appear to have fallen back into that pattern of beating mid to bottom table teams and getting facefucked by everybody else. Lloris and Vertonghen are going to flee when the season is over and I can't blame them.

Elsewhere, Sunderland fans had to be held back from attacking their own bench after falling behind 3-0 to Aston Villa. Lookout, Evan!
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:49 am

Is anybody worth a shit playing in the US/Mexico game tonight? Either way, fuck Mexico.
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Re: 2014-2015 Premier League Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:16 pm

Not terrible... no Euro league guys.

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