2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

[HornMafia]

Wut

[12ozLongneck]

Yeah. I'm thinking "personal reasons" = "nose candy"

[U2-Horn]

Gotta be

I deeply regret that I've let down the Rangers organization and our great fans.

[HornMafia]

JD says not substance abuse.

[12ozLongneck]

If you want to see how stupid the average Rangers fan is, check out the comments on the Facebook announcement. Tons of dumbfucks calling for JD's head.

[HornMafia]

Is Joe Maddon's deal up this year? Kinda looks like it is.

At least then I wouldn't have to read all the Twitter managers all the time.

[U2-Horn]

Most interesting/confusing quite came from ownership

"I'm disappointed that Ron chose to do this".

[HornMafia]

Yeah. That one throws me.

Maybe he just meant he's disappointed that this came to this. Who knows.

[HornMafia]

Gary Pettis just said in regards to wash "We just hope he has a speedy recovery and gets back on his feet soon"

[txlonghorn47]

As I said to Jeremy on the phone earlier. I don't care how much they deny it, I'm going to have a very hard time believing this isn't drug related.

[HornMafia]

Good lord Evan Grant sounded like he was about to cry.

[Bucharest]

Are we sure Charlie Strong didn't kick him off the team.......for drug-related issues?

About to leave work....see y'all down there in a bit.

[UTwiz]

As I said to Jeremy on the phone earlier. I don't care how much they deny it, I'm going to have a very hard time believing this isn't drug related.

Couldn't open themselves up to backlash unless they were 110% sure. This ain't about drugs.

I am so terribly sad.

[12ozLongneck]

Yeah. I am pretty bummed out by this.

[12ozLongneck]

So which one of the FSSW Girls was it?

[UTwiz]

Jim Knox

[LMQueen]

Keep your wiener in check, boys.

[UTwiz]

Also, lol at my avatar.

[HornMafia]

I take it it was that Mexican chick from Eastbound and Down.

[LMQueen]

Maria!

[12ozLongneck]

Hey Rangers, let's not get carried away with this whole winning games thing and play yourselves out of the #1 draft pick.

[HornMafia]

With the news of John Hart being named the interim GM in Atlanta, "no Hart, no Hart, the Rangers have no Hart" is now stuck in my head.

[txlonghorn47]

Alright give me the under. Way too many questions marks with pitching. It's Darvish......aaaannndd? Perez is a 2nd year player, Harrison still hasn't thrown in a game until today, Colbra is old and missed the better part of two years, Ogando? Hanson?!? Sanders?!?!?!? And the bullpen isn't looking any better. Feliz doesn't have his velocity or November that he had back. Cotts was a journeyman that was great last year but is that happening again? Schleppers flamed out late. I just don't see the pitching to pull off 87.

Well maybe I'm a baseball person too. Get to cash this winning ticket Sunday.

[12ozLongneck]

I hit on Baltimore, Rangers and Houston. Missed big time on Seattle. I am the obvious choice to replace Washington or Selig.

[12ozLongneck]

See ya in 2015.