2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:55 pm

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:59 pm

Yeah. I'm thinking "personal reasons" = "nose candy"
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:02 pm

Gotta be

I deeply regret that I've let down the Rangers organization and our great fans.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:36 pm

JD says not substance abuse.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:37 pm

If you want to see how stupid the average Rangers fan is, check out the comments on the Facebook announcement. Tons of dumbfucks calling for JD's head.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:49 pm

Is Joe Maddon's deal up this year? Kinda looks like it is.

At least then I wouldn't have to read all the Twitter managers all the time.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:19 pm

Most interesting/confusing quite came from ownership

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:22 pm

Yeah. That one throws me.

Maybe he just meant he's disappointed that this came to this. Who knows.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:37 pm

Gary Pettis just said in regards to wash "We just hope he has a speedy recovery and gets back on his feet soon"
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:41 pm

As I said to Jeremy on the phone earlier. I don't care how much they deny it, I'm going to have a very hard time believing this isn't drug related.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:30 pm

Good lord Evan Grant sounded like he was about to cry.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby Bucharest on Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:34 pm

Are we sure Charlie Strong didn't kick him off the team.......for drug-related issues?

About to leave work....see y'all down there in a bit.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:46 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:As I said to Jeremy on the phone earlier. I don't care how much they deny it, I'm going to have a very hard time believing this isn't drug related.



Couldn't open themselves up to backlash unless they were 110% sure. This ain't about drugs.

I am so terribly sad.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:03 pm

Yeah. I am pretty bummed out by this.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:48 pm

So which one of the FSSW Girls was it?
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:51 pm

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby LMQueen on Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:51 pm

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:51 pm

Also, lol at my avatar.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:57 pm

I take it it was that Mexican chick from Eastbound and Down.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:23 am

Hey Rangers, let's not get carried away with this whole winning games thing and play yourselves out of the #1 draft pick.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:20 pm

With the news of John Hart being named the interim GM in Atlanta, "no Hart, no Hart, the Rangers have no Hart" is now stuck in my head.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:53 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:Alright give me the under. Way too many questions marks with pitching. It's Darvish......aaaannndd? Perez is a 2nd year player, Harrison still hasn't thrown in a game until today, Colbra is old and missed the better part of two years, Ogando? Hanson?!? Sanders?!?!?!? And the bullpen isn't looking any better. Feliz doesn't have his velocity or November that he had back. Cotts was a journeyman that was great last year but is that happening again? Schleppers flamed out late. I just don't see the pitching to pull off 87.


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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:17 pm

I hit on Baltimore, Rangers and Houston. Missed big time on Seattle. I am the obvious choice to replace Washington or Selig.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:00 pm



See ya in 2015.
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