2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 pm

I was wondering yesterday if Magadan might be the fall guy here.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:39 pm

He'd be employed by another team before the DOW closed that same afternoon.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:10 pm

Well he's done such a bang-up job I can see that.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:01 pm

Is my sarcasm meter broken tonight?
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby tamut98 on Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:06 am

No questions to how Feliz and Ogando have been handled? Harrison? How long before Darvish misses starts because of recurring neck stiffness?
But FUUUUCK ME... yes I am an idiot for wondering about what goes on with training and development.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:35 pm

Jerome Williams signed to a minor league deal. Between that and maybe Kouzmanoff being back, we're primed to make a WC push starting in early August. Get crunk! Failing that, the Rangers can increase attendance by charging $100 a pop for Wash/Soto Pregame Party Passes where Jim Knox lays down rails of coke with the machine they use to draw the lines in with and they have joints the size of boomstick hotdogs.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:06 pm

tamut98 wrote:No questions to how Feliz and Ogando have been handled? Harrison? How long before Darvish misses starts because of recurring neck stiffness?
But FUUUUCK ME... yes I am an idiot for wondering about what goes on with training and development.



Our trainer is going to the All Star game, and that result dictates home field advantage for WS. You don't think that's a coincidence, do you? They wanted the best, and they got him.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:48 pm

Are u guy s still watching all 9 innings of every game?
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:30 pm

beam,coke,&horns wrote:Are u guy s still watching all 9 innings of every game?



Yep. You see, some of us are what they call "fans". Not of Nolan Ryan, and not of winning, but of the organization. I know that sh cray, but you are the Deadskins fan, so I didn't think I'd have to have this talk with you.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:16 pm

It has to be nice being able to see your shitty team on tv. I hope to say the sane again someday.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:41 pm

Let's give Choo a field trip to the DL when Adduci comes back?
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby Bucharest on Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:48 pm

Has Colby Lewis completely lost his shit???
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:42 pm

Yeah.. His presser was the only thing that kept CJ Wilson's post-game comments the other night from being the biggest bleeding vagina fest of the week.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby Bucharest on Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:43 pm

Every time I see a shift like that I wonder why they don't bunt, much less somebody with some speed like Rasmus, but the worst part was the "game situation" angle....it was 2-0??? Odd.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:17 am

UTwiz wrote:
beam,coke,&horns wrote:Are u guy s still watching all 9 innings of every game?



Yep. You see, some of us are what they call "fans". Not of Nolan Ryan, and not of winning, but of the organization. I know that sh cray, but you are the Deadskins fan, so I didn't think I'd have to have this talk with you.


I hear ya. I only suffer 3 hours a week. You guys go 3 hours a day. That's a lot of cussing at the TV during the week.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:34 am

Indeed.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:42 pm

Let's spend some money on Tom Emanski videos. Leonys could use some practice throwing into a trash can.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:58 pm

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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:03 pm

I don't care how many goddamn injuries there are. No excuse for campfire defense twice in as many days. Fuck this.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby HornMafia on Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:28 pm

Soria to the Tigers. Corey Knebel one of the guys coming back.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby UTwiz on Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:55 pm

Wish we hung on to Soria.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:42 pm

Eh, I'm sure Nefti will be just fine as closer next year :-"
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:48 pm

Gentry in an As uniform and the douchetastic concept of "Fedora Night" are making my soul hurt.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:25 pm

Let's petition MLB to let the Rangers only play the first game of every series the rest of the way.
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Re: 2014 Texas Rangers Season Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:54 pm

Wash just resigned.


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