Another admission

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Another admission

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:38 pm

So....I've recently gone just about full dry fit. Especially shorts, don't even own cotton ones anymore. All mine are the Peter Millar performance ones now. Still look like actual khaki shorts, but way more comfy.

Anyway for the admission. I've still always just worn boxers, but that kind of defeats the purpose of the dry fit shorts when you're rocking cotton undies under them. They ride up, they roll up, they're all around uncomfortable to me these days. So, yesterday I headed out to play golf and made a bold move. I went commando. It was GLORIOUS! So refreshing, so comfortable, not stopping to unbuckle and adjust the boxers that are stuck to you. It was the best idea ever. I don't know that I'm ever going back.
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Re: Another admission

Postby HornMafia on Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:56 pm

You need a barrier. This won't end well.
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Re: Another admission

Postby U2-Horn on Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:52 pm

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Re: Another admission

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:48 pm

I eagerly await the Yet Another Admission thread where you discuss an unfortunate sharting incident.
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Re: Another admission

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:00 pm

I think the only time I may have to make a change is when I wear my white shorts....think you may be able to see through those
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Re: Another admission

Postby U2-Horn on Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:19 pm

My boys need a house!
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Re: Another admission

Postby Makaveli on Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:44 pm

As previously discussed, You're just adding one more thing to worry about.
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Re: Another admission

Postby LMQueen on Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:28 am

Well, now everyone is going to be giving you a second look at the tailgate. :lol:
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Re: Another admission

Postby UTwiz on Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:39 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:So....I've recently gone just about full dry fit. Especially shorts, don't even own cotton ones anymore. All mine are the Peter Millar performance ones now. Still look like actual khaki shorts, but way more comfy.

Anyway for the admission. I've still always just worn boxers, but that kind of defeats the purpose of the dry fit shorts when you're rocking cotton undies under them. They ride up, they roll up, they're all around uncomfortable to me these days. So, yesterday I headed out to play golf and made a bold move. I went commando. It was GLORIOUS! So refreshing, so comfortable, not stopping to unbuckle and adjust the boxers that are stuck to you. It was the best idea ever. I don't know that I'm ever going back.


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Re: Another admission

Postby LMQueen on Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:03 pm

Ha! Jeremy was Commando when Commando wasn't cool.


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Re: Another admission

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon May 15, 2017 2:09 pm

9 months in and this is still one of the best decisions I've ever made
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Re: Another admission

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:35 pm

The one year anniversary of one of the greatest choices I've ever made.
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Re: Another admission

Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:18 pm

My ass sweats too much to go commando, but I am all about dry fit shorts. I bought a pair of Callaway a few months ago at Last Call but opted just for one because they were $50. Nordstrom Rack had the same pair in blue a week ago for $30, but they had two 40s and two 34s.
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