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The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby Drew Corleone on Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:18 am

I want to invent a deodorant for the nether regions called: Taint Too Bad.

There has to be a market for that, I would think.
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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby LMQueen on Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:19 am

Ha! Good one.


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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby Makaveli on Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:35 am

Drew Corleone wrote:I want to invent a deodorant for the nether regions called: Taint Too Bad.

There has to be a market for that, I would think.


You could make an adult alternative lifestyle version in a bunch of different flavors and call it "Taint Too Good"
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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby Makaveli on Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:37 am

Would be awesome if you could make them chemically react like if you rub the Taint Too Bad against the Taint Too Good then that shit starts smoking... Or at least burning
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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:41 am

Makaveli wrote:
Drew Corleone wrote:I want to invent a deodorant for the nether regions called: Taint Too Bad.

There has to be a market for that, I would think.


You could make an adult alternative lifestyle version in a bunch of different flavors and call it "Taint Too Good"

Pumpkin Spice Taint.
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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:12 am

Makaveli wrote:Would be awesome if you could make them chemically react like if you rub the Taint Too Bad against the Taint Too Good then that shit starts smoking... Or at least burning

It just occurred to me that this was more or less the plot of the 1989 Batman movie with Michael Keaton.
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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby MBK271 on Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:23 pm

Drew Corleone wrote:I want to invent a deodorant for the nether regions called: Taint Too Bad.

There has to be a market for that, I would think.


Isn't that called "baby powder"?

The Anti-Monkey Butt headquartered just south of Austin taint bad.
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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby SmoothLonghorn on Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:25 am

Not completely the same product, but I still feel bad about breaking this to you: http://freshballs.com
They advertised for a long time on Stern, and have made it to CVS--apparently there's good money to be made in keeping your junk fresh.
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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby LMQueen on Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:52 am

Drew's name is better.


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Re: The thread for useful franchise and product ideas

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:50 pm

I've been putting gold bond powder on my balls after a shower since college. It's like an altoid for your nuts.
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