The People You Meet At Hotel Bars

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The People You Meet At Hotel Bars

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:45 pm

In the past 10 minutes :

1. Fat 50 something year old man who, per the display on his IPhone, is listening to "Getting Jiggy With It" off of "Big Will Style" on his ear buds guy.

2. I am an expert on every conference in college basketball guy.

3. I am going to revolutionize the delivery of television via streaming through a totally epic paradigm change that is so revolutionary that Apple, Netflix and Amazon have not thought of it yet and I'm so swell that I am going to give it to everyone in earshot at the Westin bar for free guy.
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Re: The People You Meet At Hotel Bars

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:47 pm

The people you meet at BJ's in Chandler, AZ: A guy who sits down at the bar between me and some random broad I am chatting up (She has kids and my hotel is across the street. I can make this happen). He is from Baltimore. He has halitosis that you could probably detect from 20 yards out. His odd bragging montage contribution is "I get over 300 emails a day and that doesn't even count the text messages." Fuck him.
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