Boat Party Date

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Boat Party Date

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:11 pm

AImage

BImage

Leaving it up to y'all to vote and decide who y'all would rather see in a swim suit. Couldn't find a good pic of B where you could see her whole body that was just her, and didn't want to do a bunch of croping, but it's solid trust me.

No guarantee that either one will even show up, but been talking to both and figure I can convince one of them to join us.

So have at it dudes.....vote early and often. :lol:

**Side not Robbi encouraged this because she thinks it is funny when we are at our shallowest.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:15 pm

And yes I realize I am a total dickhead. But somewhere along the way I quit giving a shit. :lol:
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Boat Party Date

Postby LMQueen on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:35 pm

I'll vote B.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:37 pm

Yeah I'd probably say B.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:52 pm

:lol:

B has darker hair now than that pic. Going to opening day with her tomorrow....I'll see of I can snap a pic. Haha.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby UTwiz on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:05 pm

Why is A in prison?
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:05 pm

I'm gonna go B.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:15 am

UTwiz wrote:Why is A in prison?

I was going to ask whether it was at the batting cages.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:16 am

Also, A looks high-maintenance and annoying.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby Bucharest on Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:06 am

Based on this limited information, B seems like the clear choice....but we may require a greater uhhhhhhhh.......BODY of evidence to make a conclusive decision.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby MBK271 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:32 pm

B

I like the spirit of this thread.

I think it is funny that Chay is trying to scoreboard here... great stuff.
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:34 pm

Yeah B is hotter but A is more of a party animal....
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:33 pm

Just waltz over to Carlos and Charlies right before the party, go nuts on Tinder and drag whatever random whore you dig up that way out on the boat with you.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby Silverado on Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:19 am

Both. Duh.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby U2-Horn on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:18 am

12ozLongneck wrote:Just waltz over to Carlos and Charlies right before the party, go nuts on Tinder and drag whatever random whore you dig up that way out on the boat with you.


You know...because of the implication...
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby txlonghorn47 on Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:03 am

no no no there is no danger.....just the implication of danger.

And Kevin I think we've decided as a team that we are moving away from Tinder and using Grouper now. :lol:
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby 'Hornbybirth on Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:25 am

B has a prettier face. A's nose could get in the way when performing...

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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby BarryBnds on Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:52 am

txlonghorn47 wrote:Yeah B is hotter but A is more of a party animal....


Was gonna say B but this totally changes everything. Gotta say A.
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Re: Boat Party Date

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:37 am

Bring both of them. YOLO!
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Postby LMQueen on Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:02 am

Now that I know A is 12 years younger than the avg boat party attendee, I REALLY pick B. :)
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