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News Stories That Need To Die

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:04 pm

1. Te'o's fake girlfriend.
2. Lance Armstrong.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:59 am

yup
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby Music City Mafia on Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:09 am

3. [Insert Team Here] Overcomes Double-Digit Deficit in Second Half to Beat Longhorns.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby tamut98 on Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:20 am

Harbaugh vs Harbaugh...

Actually I don't think I will mind this. But I can't stand the thought of hearing about Ray Lewis and his last game.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:39 am

The Ray Lewis thing doesn't bother me as much as it does a lot of other people. He is one of the best defensive football players to ever play the game. I do think some people gloss over the murder incident, but I have seen it acknowledged as well.

The Super Bowl is always going to have over-hyped stories. If Ray Lewis weren't retiring it would be something else. The media will manufacture something to talk about non-stop for the next two weeks, and I'd honestly just as soon hear about Ray Lewis or the Harbaugh brothers as I would more about Manti Teo or Lance Armstrong.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby tamut98 on Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:52 pm

Oh I don't dispute Lewis ability to play the game. You have to blind not to see that he deserves to be listed in the same company as Butkus, SIngletary and Lanier if not above them. But to me personally he is a punk and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he suffers from mental illness of the sociopath-ic type.

Like I mentioned, if I can chose my hype intake, it will be the Harbaugh Brothers. I saw an interview with them and their Dad probably before they played against each other last year. You would be hard pressed to dislike anything about these guys... Unless you really have something against overly aggressive handshakes.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby MBK271 on Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:51 pm

Lawrence Taylor?

Listening to the guys that played with him, he was pretty much one of the best (if not the best) to ever play.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:40 pm

Beyonce/National Anthem-gate. Who gives a fuck?
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby BarryBnds on Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:11 am

tamut98 wrote:Oh I don't dispute Lewis ability to play the game. You have to blind not to see that he deserves to be listed in the same company as Butkus, SIngletary and Lanier if not above them.


Bob Lanier? I'd think Nitcschszke and Lambert would fit on that Mt Rushmore as well.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby tamut98 on Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:49 am

WIllie Lanier played for Chiefs... you are right about Nitsche and Lambert too. Those 3 I mentioned always come to my mind first when thinking about Middle Linebackers.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue May 12, 2015 4:38 pm

Deflategate. Just shut the fuck up for a little while, NFL. It's May. The draft is over. Let the NBA/NHL playoffs and MLB have the spotlight for awhile and we'll catch up in July.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:44 am

OMG EVERYBODY DID YOU KNOW IT IS BACK TO THE FUTURE DAY?????????
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby U2-Horn on Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:48 am

At least we're done with the photoshopped pics on FB every few weeks stating that it's Back to the Future Day.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:42 pm

I never watched the video but Chewbacca Mom needs to die.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby U2-Horn on Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:52 pm

I'm with Junes on this one. Totally staged.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby HornMafia on Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:32 pm

And not funny.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby UTwiz on Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:20 pm

I said all of this to Stacey a couple weeks ago and she wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day. But it's all true.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:33 am

Collin Kaepernick vs. National Anthem.
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Re: News Stories That Need To Die

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:51 am

United Airlines drama.
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