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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:36 am

so unmotivated to do anything at work that you have considered slitting your wrist? That's where I am at today.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:47 am

Yes. Today.

Have you ever seen a guy with a fake head?
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:51 am

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:53 am

Yeah and he had a tattoo on his head
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:53 am

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?
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Postby UTwiz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:47 am

Beads
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Postby LMQueen on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:00 am

I could use some help! :)
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Postby U2-Horn on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:26 am

you ever seen an alligator gar?
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:52 pm

...to Wrigley?
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:53 pm

I'd like to feel those boobs
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Postby HornMafia on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:52 am

God bless the Unticket. I've been catching up on the shows I missed last week for Jackson's arrival via their archives while most the shows are on vacation this week.

I'd like to bake them and TC a cake.
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