Two work random thoughts

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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu May 04, 2017 3:11 pm

Friendly Reminder: Don't put anything in an email you wouldn't want on the front page of the newspaper. Specifically, when someone asks why you requested/demanded a demotion don't respond with "I hated working for [Person A] more than I like money." in an email if you still cross paths with Person A on a semi-regular basis.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby LMQueen on Fri May 05, 2017 4:27 pm

Oops.

Speaking of work, my co-worker at RRC is Sandy Williams, Ricky's mom. We share the same Director and went to lunch with a couple of other people at the UT Club today. There was no Ricky siting, but I am willing to go eat the shrimp buffet with her anytime, just in case.


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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:56 am

If you're going to walk into a conference room and refer to someone as completely worthless and incompetent make sure they're not in the conference room speaker phone.

Fortunately I was edged out for Emergency Brake of the Week by someone dialed in remotely who shared their screen and found themselves unable to minimize a profanity laden instant message conversation they were having with someone else in our office.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby LMQueen on Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:25 pm

Oh geez.


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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:27 pm

In a meeting:

Me: What smells like mint? It smells like someone ate a case of breath mints or drank a bottle of schnapps during lunch and threw up or something.

Female Coworker : It is essential oil that I put into my water.

Me *picks up tiny vial of mint essential oil and smells it.*

Later via office instant messenger :

Me: My hand reeks of that mint crap. If I rub this in my eyes on accident am I going to wish I hadn't?

Female Coworker: idk. Probably

*long pause*

Female Coworker: I guess you'll just have to rub it somewhere else. ;)

Female Coworker is married.

TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:05 pm

HEY NOW!!
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby MBK271 on Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:47 pm

Yowzers!

Let's maintain this thread going forward.
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