Tailgate

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Tailgate

Postby txlonghorn47 on Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:08 am

What the hell happened after the game?

All I remember is Drew's gf telling me she hated me, because I was crude and obnoxious.

After that the only thing I remember is waking up at Drew's apartment thinking it was like 8:00 at night only to find out it was 1:00 AM.
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Postby HornMafia on Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:12 am

Well, the first thing anyone said to me when I got back to the tailgate was Shawna, who said, "Chay has just shotgunned 5 beers in like 10 minutes."

Then you put a huge hole in the beer that I grabbed out of there and told me to shotgun it...and then called Anna on Robbi's phone. :)
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Postby UTwiz on Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:17 pm

:lol:
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Postby UTwiz on Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:38 pm

For the record, I have no record of the events that occured from about kick off until this morning.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:33 pm

All I remember is Drew's gf telling me she hated me, because I was crude and obnoxious.


Meh... Who among us couldn't be described as crude and obnoxious?
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:48 pm

Yeah it really didn't bother me at all, because I could truly care less what she thinks about me.

I do feel bad for putting Drew in a rough spot though. He had to be the medium in all of it.
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Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:53 am

Glad I got to see most of everyone before the game. I went straight from the tailgate to the wedding reception and was out dancing salsa until 2am. That dress shirt was the epitome of nasty by the time I took it off.
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Postby Bucharest on Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:27 am

Looks like I picked the right game to miss for a wedding, now if I could only find a wedding to attend next weekend. I've been dreading heading over to the site all weekend, figured I'd ruin my Monday morning and start reading the inevitable.
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Postby 'Hornbybirth on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:19 pm

Dude, you were incoherent by the time I left at 6:15 PM.
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Postby BarryBnds on Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:29 pm

Looks like you guys had fun. Can't wait to join you guys this weekend.
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Re: Tailgate

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:40 pm

TTT in honor of Drews pending nuptials.

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Re: Tailgate

Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:50 pm

Did you and Seth book at Omni South?
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Re: Tailgate

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:52 pm

Indeed sir

As a peace offering my date is a Baylor grad. Haha!
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Re: Tailgate

Postby eochs on Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:38 pm

Is everyone doing omni south? We'll have my in laws in town so we will be doing hotel also to get away for the night. Assuming Drew has vodka for me, yall will see the rare drunk Evan make an appearance.
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Re: Tailgate

Postby LMQueen on Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:53 pm

You better bring a flask, beer and wine only, I believe.


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Re: Tailgate

Postby Drew Corleone on Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:33 am

Yep, beer and wine. Gotta circulate all you drunks through the bar as quickly as possible. Ain't nobody got time for mixed drinks.
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Re: Tailgate

Postby eochs on Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:02 am

Flask it is then!
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