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Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:44 am

I lost to Matt in the most epic Madden game of all time... the Mud Bowl.

This weekend I get a chance to atone for that loss in the biggest intra-LM clash in more than a decade.

Coach Boom's MF'ers v. Terrell Eldorados.

Winner goes to the Sanchez Bowl.

It's on!
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Postby HornMafia on Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:42 am

I get my chance to atone for the Christmas Bowl.

Bitch.
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Postby eochs on Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:24 am

Gay or not gay?
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Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:35 am

That makes no sense. You play video games and fantasy football. Are you calling yourself gay?
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Postby HornMafia on Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:42 am

[norm]ARE YOU GAY?[/norm]
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Postby UTwiz on Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:48 am

I read that as Evan asking you to check "yes" or "no", and then he would proceed depending on the answer.
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Postby beam,coke,&horns on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:28 pm

The link to the douchometer is down, but trust me when I say Evan's post was a solid 9 out of 10.
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Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:00 pm

If you've ever heard the story of the Mud Bowl told, preferrably after a couple beers, it is priceless.

It is truly a verbal anecdote that parallels few.

I also like the story of the guy who accidentally pressed the wrong button and ran himself out of bounds at the 1 yard line to lose the game as time expired.
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Postby HornMafia on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:24 pm

And missed the playoffs as a result. That's the best part.
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Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:46 pm

He highstepped his way out of bounds. That's the best part outside of the best part matt mentioned.

I could see Kevin Smith making a very funny, low-budget movie out of that semester. We'd need to hire the NFL Films guy to narrate the Mud Bowl scene.
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Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:58 am

Coach Muschamp's Boom MF'ers: 85
Terrell Eldorados: 74

Sweet revenge!
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Postby HornMafia on Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:04 am

Eh, I at least had control over the domination that was the Mud Bowl.

I have no control over Brandon Jacobs being a p-word and not giving it a go or for Peyton Bitch-Ass Manning not throwing to Anthony Gonzalez.

Or for that bullshit TD at the end of the game in Baltimore last night.

But congrats.
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Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:31 am

HornMafia wrote:Eh, I at least had control over the domination that was the Mud Bowl.

Damn, so you did make #69 jump offside on my game-winning FG? Bastard.

I don't think I have much of a chance against Porter next week.
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