The new Dream thread...

[Drew Corleone]

So I looked up that chick (soph yearbook). Quite a weird experience. I bet she's hot these days.But I bet she's an Aggie.

[Drew Corleone]

Anyone ever try to have a "dream sequel"?

I woke up earlier because I had to pee, but I was in the middle of a pretty cool dream. I was kicking Matt's and Chay's (and one other person's) ass in sports trivia, and I wanted to see if I ended up winning.

But I couldn't continue that dream.

dammit.

Also had a dream where I was back in HS nd my locker was in the produce section of HEB, and another where I was eating candy corn in a swamp, and yet another where I was shopping for new clothes and the store I was at only sold jorts and jerseys, and Dickies pants.

weird, I know. And I didn't even eat spicy food last night.

[MBK271]

If the other person was me, the answer is "No, you did not win. Daddy did."

[Music City Mafia]

Try this one out from last night/early this morning:

I was dreaming that my wife and I were attending some sort of show (like sitting in the studio audience for some TV show or something). Out of the blue, a surprise guest shows up and it's Tom Cruise. He immediately starts in with the crazy antics, jumping all over the place and ranting/lecturing everybody about something. He catches some kind of insect in his hands, walks over to where my wife is sitting and starts yelling at her about the health benefits of the insects and starts to reach out at her with the insect. At that point I jump up and commence to beating the ever-living shit out of him. His entourage rushes in, pulls me off, and drags him off to his personal vehicle nearby, which happens to resemble Uncle Rico's van for some reason. So things calm down and I'm standing there with my wife when he comes rushing back at me, this time armed with one of those small-sized umbrellas. He missed me, I took it away from him and commenced to beating him senseless a second time - with his own umbrella - and then my alarm went off.

I told my wife about the dream and after laughing she said "Wow. you really don't like that guy, do you?"

[HornMafia]

Nice...

[Drew Corleone]

Excellent!

[Music City Mafia]

I don't buy into the food/dream correlation, by the way, but for any that do... I had a couple of loaded chili dogs for dinner last night.

[Drew Corleone]

weird one last night... Matt and I were at DKR and the Horns were playing the Aggies. Midway through the game a storm begins to brew on the horizon, and as it nears we see tornadoes develop. This doesn't worry me, though, and I immediately realize I'm dreaming, because in this alternate reality tornadoes had interrupted a previous Aggie game (I know, wtf???).. The twisters apparently didn't hurt anyone in that game, yet the last thing I remember during this game before waking up was what looked like an F5 coming right up San Jac, as wide as the field itself.

I don't remember the score of the game.

[U2-Horn]

how did the new DKR look? Or was it the old one?

[HornMafia]

Shouldn't we have been playing Iowa State...

[Makaveli]

F5 coming right up San Jac, as wide as the field itself.

The field is 50 yards wide, right ?

The Jarrell Tornado was 1300-1700 yards wide.

How bout that.

[Drew Corleone]

Okay, maybe it wsn't an F5.

[Drew Corleone]

Okay, so I dreamed last night that I was hanging out with Kevin Smith. He was offended when I told him that Mallrats was his best movie, and then I tried to get him to admit that he actually wrote the script for Good Will Hunting.

Not sure where this came from, as I haven't seen a Kevin Smith movie in a while.

[12ozLongneck]

Last night I had a dream that the Rangers were in the World Series. I was trying to watch Game 1 at a dive bar situated at the top of Reunion Tower, but could not because Reunion Tower was being attacked by a 500 foot tall living statue of JR Ewing made entirely of gold.

['Hornbybirth]

Last night I had a dream that the Rangers were in the World Series. I was trying to watch Game 1 at a dive bar situated at the top of Reunion Tower, but could not because Reunion Tower was being attacked by a 500 foot tall living statue of JR Ewing made entirely of gold.

Kevin, STEP AWAY FROM THE GANGA MAN! You'll never get a new job if you cannot pass a pee test.

[UTwiz]

What's funny is that typically the least likely occurrence in that scenario would be the Rangers going to the World Series . . .

[Drew Corleone]

Last night I dreamed that Matt and I bought a golf course and decided to fix it up. I think there may have only been two holes, and one of them went uphill.

['Hornbybirth]

[12ozLongneck]

Two entries here:

I don't remember anything at all about what I dreamed about on Saturday night, but whatever it was caused me to find myself standing in my living room at 3:30 in the morning thoroughly convinced that there was a nest of poisonous snakes under my bed before I snapped back into reality. I had not been drinking. Weird.

I'm not sure what exactly the dream I had last night was about, but it involved Drew pointing a machine gun at me. I am not 100% sure as to what brought us to this point, but one of the main issues was the fact that my passport was not valid for some reason.

[Silverado]

Commie!

[Drew Corleone]

I dreamed that the Astros acquired A-Rod last night.

[Bucharest]

I dreamed that Chay went out on a date with Alex Ovechkin.

Weird huh.

[U2-Horn]

I've had 3 or 4 dreams in the last year where I witness a commercial airliner crashing.

[LMQueen]

I've had 3 or 4 dreams in the last year where I witness a commercial airliner crashing.

I used to have that dream often, but it has been a while.

[12ozLongneck]

Last night I dreamed that I was sitting at a table in a large cabin in the woods somewhere having a very serious discussion regarding current events with Burt Reynolds. Out of nowhere, Burt pushed a button on a small console sitting next to him that I had previously not noticed. This caused two large rattlesnakes to drop out of a box that was secured to the bottom of the table. One of the snakes bit me and I woke up terrified.

Oddly enough, it appears that this is not the first time I have contributed a snake-related dream to this thread. I wonder if there's anything to that.