BCH on the OB

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BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:19 pm

Anybody else witnessing the epic internet event that beamcoke&thorns has started on Orangebloods ?

If you're reading this man, I feel bad for you. You should try to unwind that as much as you can. De-escalate, delete posts. Change your name, take down pics from Internet.

Very awkward.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:22 pm

Ha. Recap please.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:27 pm

It's 7 or 8 pages in and very complicated.

There's infidelity and corruption in the local youth sports community. Lots of sex for play. Involves codes speak and hey I know you.... Turning into Internet sleuths posting pictures of involved parties.

Somebody else started it because their wife was involved with someone else who was having sex with youth soccer coach. Apparently LL is in the same circle and figured out he knew the OP then started posting initials about other semi-related drama and it's just hard to explain but it doesn't look to be headed for good ending.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:30 pm

Hasn't this happened before?
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:42 pm

Not sure, this is the first time I've seen something like that involving him.

Not sure why I clicked, but it now has over 13K views and is DEVELOPING....
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:44 pm

Oh man. We need screenshots.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:44 pm

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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:45 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:Oh man. We need screenshots.

Gagree
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby HornMafia on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:51 pm

Youth sports. Serious business.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:53 pm

They just took it down.

Maybe Wiz or somebody can summarize better than me.

Does BCH still post here ?
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby U2-Horn on Tue Sep 01, 2015 1:07 pm

Makaveli wrote:Does BCH still post here ?


5 posts since January, none since April
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby LMQueen on Tue Sep 01, 2015 1:12 pm

Oh this is juicy.


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Postby UTwiz on Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:36 pm

This is the first I'm hearing of this. Will investigate.
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Postby UTwiz on Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:43 pm

Deleted.

I'm severely disappointed.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:57 pm

You regularly vomit up the UT football fan fiction they write over there on here but you can't get the stuff that actually matters? Step into my office because you're fucking fired.
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Postby UTwiz on Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:44 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:You regularly vomit up the UT football fan fiction they write over there on here


I would love to hear you elaborate on this
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:20 pm

The highlight for me was when BCH revealed that his daughter was moved from A team to B team, despite being the fastest player, when his wife chose not to perform fellatio on the coach.

But then It got weird after uncomfortable after that.
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Postby LMQueen on Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:59 pm

Whoa.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:45 am

Whats up. I still read some threads, but too busy to post. Too busy to do anything but work actually. That thread was awesome. I have screenshots on my phone of the things i might need.
Rewind to last year. My daughter was finishing up her season with Albion Blue. Which is the best team. they did evaluatons on speed frim 10 yards, then 20, then 30. She would have been in first place from 10 and 20 yards in the 5th grade. she was in 3rd. She was the leading goal scorer for the season as well. So fastest, tallest, most agressive. hands down. even the OP from the thread admitted it on OB. His kid is slow and kinda chunky. also a year younger, but playing up to be with her friends. His wife is hot though. 6'1 probably 115 lbs. fake boobs. at the tournament in san antonio her and her friend were sitting in the coaches lap doing shots etc.. Kym shook her head one time and coach made eye contact with her. so she knows he knows that she thinks he is a shithead. I already did, but for other reasons. tryouts come and go. parker is now on black, not blue. the OP's daughter is as well as some other questionable choices.

So last night this guy is telling his story about his wifes BFF is cheating on her husband, and wants the wife to go on trips to be wingman, etc. He mentions the BFF and the coach make the team decisions. Keep in mind, the BFF also has a kid on the team. So they are building soccer teams based on the coaches floozies wants.
the wife posts under his account saying yes its true. Yes, she talks to the other coach, but they are just friends, she would never leave her husband for a man making 30k..... She never said why they could only talk on whatsapp though.
I ask how the womens wreath business is going. then he knows i know. asks my thoughts. I figure the wife is going to read and tell the cheater and the coach. So i say its all shady. my kid cried for 2 days thinking she sucked, but really my wife wouldnt, so parker got demoted. i used one of the coaches name on the thread. the slueths found him and posted his pic and contact info, then did the same for the other. someone said they were calling his boss. I dont care. not my burden to keep it quiet.
I also said in the thread im not telling on him if he makes it right with parker and promotes her. You guys all know me. I dont give a fuck. if he doesnt, im going to out him pubicly in a team parent huddle while messaging all the cheaters spouses at the same time on facebook.
I thought about emailng the director of the whole thing and copying coach and explaining all i know, then say either parker goes to blue, or you do tryouts again withthe coaches from woodlands who dont know whose moms will give it up, or ill go very public.

Im interested to see what happens or is said at the game tonight.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby U2-Horn on Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:46 am

6'1 probably 115 lbs.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby U2-Horn on Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:50 am

I also said in the thread im not telling on him if he makes it right with parker and promotes her. You guys all know me. I dont give a fuck. if he doesnt, im going to out him pubicly in a team parent huddle while messaging all the cheaters spouses at the same time on facebook.
I thought about emailng the director of the whole thing and copying coach and explaining all i know, then say either parker goes to blue, or you do tryouts again withthe coaches from woodlands who dont know whose moms will give it up, or ill go very public.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:02 am

Aren't there other select clubs you could put your kid on?
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby txlonghorn47 on Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:15 am

Scorched fucking earth! I love it!
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby LMQueen on Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:33 am

It is crap like this that makes me hope that Jackson only wants to play golf.
Thanks for sharing, it is entertaining for sure.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Bucharest on Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:39 am

Sounds like I need start coaching soccer.
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