BCH on the OB

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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:54 am

12ozLongneck wrote:Aren't there other select clubs you could put your kid on?



Not in Katy. Albion runs the show here. A new club just started this year, so we might check them out next year. idk.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby MBK271 on Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:03 am

Wow.

Wow.
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Drew Corleone on Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:14 am

I want to see the screenshots!
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby U2-Horn on Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:28 am

txlonghorn47 wrote:Scorched fucking earth! I love it!


The kid probably thinks otherwise. Seriously...take a step back and think about how the fallout from your plan lands on your kiddo, bch. None of this is worth it.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:35 am

Seems to me....even if you're able to extort your 3rd grader back onto the elite soccer team -- that you still face an array of risky and awkward situations going forward. But I know nothing about soccer....
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:36 am

Bucharest wrote:Sounds like I need start coaching soccer.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:59 am

Bucharest wrote:Sounds like I need start coaching soccer.


Yeah. I told Chay I am going to quit my job to follow my passion: YOUTH SOCCER. What the career lacks in pay and opportunities for upward mobility it makes up for in MILF snatch.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby HornMafia on Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:04 am

Just think about how much poon HS and college coaches get if coaches of 9 year olds get this.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Bucharest on Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:10 am

Yeah, but on that note, coaching high schoolers brings into play a whole new set of land mines and risk.

I'll leave it at that and see myself out.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:18 am

"Coach Bucharest, that's like our 5th shower this practice."
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby Makaveli on Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:36 pm

HornMafia wrote:Just think about how much poon HS and college coaches get if coaches of 9 year olds get this.


You said "Poon" !
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:31 pm

This coach also takes a select team of hs girls to Germany for two weeks in the summer.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:32 pm

I'm not going to blackmail anymore. I'm just telling on him. I'm not going to pretend I truly care he is having an affair. I don't care who he does. I'm just pissed about how it impacts my daughter.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby U2-Horn on Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:47 pm

Your behavior is more likely negatively affecting your daughter more than anything else described so far.
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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:58 pm

You don't know what the fuck you are talking about, Oprah. Sometimes it's best just to shut the fuck up. But thanks for your advice. Seriously. Thanks.


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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:34 am

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Re: BCH on the OB

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Fri May 27, 2016 8:19 pm

So we are in a new league. Left in Feb. Parker played up to finish the season with the 6th grade team. She's in 4th. Tryouts just ended and she will be playing forward for the top 5th grade team.
After a meeting with the Albion board of directors, their lawyer and my lawyer we got our money back from Albion and the coach got fired.
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