Farting at a urinal?

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Farting at a urinal?

Postby eochs on Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:31 am

Acceptable or not?
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby U2-Horn on Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:37 am

absolutely not
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:12 am

We have one bathroom for the entire 6th floor. The dudes from the office down the hall do it ALL THE TIME!
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby dahorns on Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:23 am

U2-Horn wrote:absolutely not


in the hallway outside of the bathroom?
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Makaveli on Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:37 am

I don't like it, but I wish I did
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:37 am

I do it sometimes, and I do not feel bad. If I have to fart should I go outside? It's the GD bathroom.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby dahorns on Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:47 am

Drew Corleone wrote:I do it sometimes, and I do not feel bad. If I have to fart should I go outside? It's the GD bathroom.

exactly!
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:00 pm

Yeah it is the bathroom, so I don't necessarily have a problem with it. But it does take all I can not to giggle like a schoolgirl when somebody does it.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby MBK271 on Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:19 pm

It's the deep sigh of relief that follows that I find funnier than the act itself.

I mean really? Do you really exhale largely when letting fly outside of the bathroom? I doubt it.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Mr. Peabody on Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:14 pm

Completely acceptable and funny. Might as well take care of all your business when in the bathroom.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby LMQueen on Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:13 pm

Fascinating.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Mr. Peabody on Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:01 pm

Farting on an airplane is not acceptable. You are just trapped.

A friend of mine takes joy in this. He doesn't care. He will stink up 3 or 4 aisles on an airplane easily and have a grin on his face the whole time. His farts are deadly horrendous. They just hang around like a thick fog for minutes at a time.

If he had a super power, it would be farting. Come to think of it, he does have a super power, farting.

His MO is Anytime, anywhere.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby HornMafia on Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:31 pm

Can he do it on cue?
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:36 pm

Is it acceptable to fart in the womens restroom when you are in there putting a camera in the toilet? Asking for a friend.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Mr. Peabody on Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:41 pm

I have to admit that I frequently use the women's bathroom if the men's bathroom door is locked. Not in the big restrooms mind you, but the smaller one holer restrooms that always have a lock on the door. I must say, the women's bathrooms are always cleaner than the men's.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Mr. Peabody on Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:47 pm

HornMafia wrote:Can he do it on cue?


This guy can. He is insufferable with his talent. Known him for years. The sorry bastard unfortunately sends me text pics of his prized huge turd droppings occasionally. He's definitely proud of what comes out of his asshole. LOL
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby eochs on Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:24 pm

Interesting answers. I just don't feel comfortable with a loud ripper unless I'm in a closed stall.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Makaveli on Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:31 pm

I can't even make sound in a closed stall if someone else is in the bathroom. I'll sit there in silence and wait them out.

Occasionally you'll get a neighbor with a similar affliction. It becomes a waiting game. Very awkward.

But I always win.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Mr. Peabody on Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:03 pm

Makaveli wrote:I can't even make sound in a closed stall if someone else is in the bathroom. I'll sit there in silence and wait them out.

Occasionally you'll get a neighbor with a similar affliction. It becomes a waiting game. Very awkward.

But I always win.



I use to be that way. Now, I don't care. I figure if I'm loud farting or shitting, I get an imaginary award like a high five by the stall neighbors next to me for doing an excellent job of taking card of business.

Recently, I did a really gross faux loud grunting sound when taking a shit. It made a guy leave the bathroom that was waiting on me to leave the stall. It was one of those larger one holer stalls.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby BarryBnds on Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:39 am

I once had a boss who would put an out of order sign on the women's restroom so he could go in and destroy it every day. This was way down the list on strangest things he did at work.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:35 am

Walked into the bathroom today to the trashy dude down the hall having a LOUD cell phone conversation from the stall. He walked out without washing his hands after. Two huge violations.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Drew Corleone on Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:49 am

I HATE hearing the grunts from other stalls. Just turns my stomach.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:27 am

I get weirded out by grunting. It's not supposed to be that hard. Mix in some veggies every now and then.

As for my own activities I have no shame. Machine gun farts aplenty. Own it. Be the alpha in that fucking bathroom.
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby eochs on Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:45 am

txlonghorn47 wrote:Walked into the bathroom today to the trashy dude down the hall having a LOUD cell phone conversation from the stall. He walked out without washing his hands after. Two huge violations.


had this happen as well last week... didn't even mute while he was pissing or flushing, just kept on talking... same deal on no hand washing... yuck
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Re: Farting at a urinal?

Postby Makaveli on Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:16 pm

I'm usually on the phone when I'm in the bathroom, but I mute for flush.

I wash my hands, though.
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