Blind Guy

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Blind Guy

Postby Mr. Peabody on Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:36 pm

I saw a blind guy at the movie theater for the first time ever tonight. I saw him in the bathroom with the blind pole thing and the big ultra dark black holish sunglasses.

At first, I wondered if he was just semi blind or legally blind. He had to use the stick to find the wall and then follow it with his hands on the wall around a corner just to find the door to exit the bath room. Then some lady grabbed him and walked him to the theater.

I'm glad blind people go to the movies. I would if I were blind. Just though that I would mention it b/c I've never seen a blind guy at the movies before.

Btw, I went to see Monuments Men at a theater that just installed plush leather theater seats that recline with foot supports. Basically like a nice lazy boy style recliner. Anyway, I reclined all the way. The light went out, and I fell asleep. My wife and daughter had to wake me up b/c I started a real loud snoring orgy. Put me in a recliner and turn out the lights and I'm going to follow a sleep.

After that, I had to put the seat in the normal position so I would stay awake. I don't know if the recliner is a good thing or not. Didn't work for me.
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby LMQueen on Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:46 pm

Ha!
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:59 pm

So, to summarize, Mr. Peabody looked at a blind guy's pole in the restroom at a movie theater.
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby txlonghorn47 on Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:16 am

When are going to hook me up with your daughter? You know damn good and well I'd be an awesome son in law.
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby 12ozLongneck on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:38 pm

I thought Peabody's kids were all like 10.
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby BarryBnds on Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:36 am

txlonghorn47 wrote:When are going to hook me up with your daughter? You know damn good and well I'd be an awesome son in law.


She's married.
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:03 pm

Ah hell that's right, I knew that. Well 50% chance she hits the market again. Call me then Peabody! Haha.
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby MBK271 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:01 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:Ah hell that's right, I knew that. Well 50% chance she hits the market again. Call me then Peabody! Haha.


Greatness.
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby Bucharest on Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:42 pm

Good news.....it's actually 51%, and Pics or STF....errrr, never mind. Image
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby Mr. Peabody on Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:51 pm

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Re: Blind Guy

Postby Bucharest on Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:01 pm

Well we could talk about how you apparently thought all blind people sat in dark rooms listening to NPR all day, but I liked where Chay was going with this much better!!! ;)
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Re: Blind Guy

Postby HornMafia on Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:33 pm

Who knew that Peabody's daughter was married to a blind guy?
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