The Ticket Thread

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:10 am

HornMafia wrote:Anyone else a little tense about the Ebrake this week?

Didn't Grubes have to quit drinking a while back?



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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:43 am

HornMafia wrote:Anyone else a little tense about the Ebrake this week?

Didn't Grubes have to quit drinking a while back?



Why'd he have to quit?
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Postby HornMafia on Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:49 am

Good to hear.

I figured if they were referencing it this much he must be in a good place.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:00 am

txlonghorn47 wrote:Why'd he have to quit?

He was getting drunk all the time apparently and it was putting him in a depressive state from what I remember him saying at the time
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:13 am

Got ya. Thought maybe he had a health thing. Good for him for realizing it had gone too far. That's why I quit the brown stuff a couple years back. I'll have like one bourbon or scotch but it's gotta be at home and a special occasion.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:03 am

I thought Mike's word salad should've won the ebrake.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:50 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:Got ya. Thought maybe he had a health thing. Good for him for realizing it had gone too far. That's why I quit the brown stuff a couple years back. I'll have like one bourbon or scotch but it's gotta be at home and a special occasion.


So not from a plastic traveler at 11:45 am after OU takes a three-TD lead?
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:41 pm

Drew Corleone wrote:
txlonghorn47 wrote:Got ya. Thought maybe he had a health thing. Good for him for realizing it had gone too far. That's why I quit the brown stuff a couple years back. I'll have like one bourbon or scotch but it's gotta be at home and a special occasion.


So not from a plastic traveler at 11:45 am after OU takes a three-TD lead?


Hahaha exactly. I actually told that story yesterday.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby Drew Corleone on Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:55 pm

That thing did neither of us any favors that day.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:12 pm

We killed that whole damn thing with like 5 mins to go in the 1st. Ugh. Then went to get beers and while in line OU scored two more TDs and I just never even went back in. Hahaha.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:51 pm

Holy hell I almost pissed myself with a few of these.

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:10 pm

Corby was on this week's episode of It's Just Banter talking about the Greggo situation. Worth a listen if you are interested in that sort of thing.
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