The Ticket Thread

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:52 am

The Gordo's Corner this morning with the woman that wanted to be blind so she poured bleach in her eyes was great.

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:18 am

Yup. Between that and the bugchaser stuff, it's been a good past couple of weeks for drawing George offsides.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:28 pm

Happy Ragonk Day everyone.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:55 pm

Best 15 for 15 ever. And once again proves that I was right, it wasn't a bit. He's really that much of a crybaby bitch.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:55 pm

The 15 for 15 was genius.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:13 am

Norm's show should not begin with anything other than the Lazer open on Friday.
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Postby U2-Horn on Mon Nov 09, 2015 1:48 pm

Who's taking their team's season better this year--Jeremy or Computer :shock: :oops:
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Postby HornMafia on Mon Nov 09, 2015 1:55 pm

U2-Horn wrote:Who's taking their team's season better this year--Jeremy or Computer :shock: :oops:


That was a bit awkward.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:22 pm

When was Computer on? I have stopped listening to The Ticket on post Cowboys Loss Suicide Mondays, but will go back and check that out.
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Postby HornMafia on Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:26 pm

The 1:30 segment.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:50 pm

Have we heard anything about how they are assigning White Elephant Day slots this year? That will be upon us in no time at all.
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Postby U2-Horn on Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:05 pm

Good question. I haven't heard. They had started the voting thing by this time last year.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:21 pm

White Elephant drawing tonight during GNO!
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:26 pm

Jub 10-Noon. Hope everybody likes two hours of red dirt ballwashing.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Wed Dec 02, 2015 8:53 am

This Bob and Norm morning show has me wanting to kill myself
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:11 am

Jonathan Tyler and the drummer from Centromatic are way better than what I thought George would dig up for a musical guest.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:52 am

There is literally nothing better than Dwayne Caraway. I'd vote for that guy for president.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:36 am

You used to call me on my cell phone...
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:49 am

That song is a beating as is. Now this!!
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby LMQueen on Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:42 pm

That is definitely not the worst song they've ever used.


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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:48 pm

22 years yesterday
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:11 pm

Not familiar with the source of this year's ticketstock song, but whatever it is I'm fucking sick of it.
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Postby U2-Horn on Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:15 pm

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby LMQueen on Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:38 pm

For the love of God, please make the Scott Stapp ads stop.


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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:48 pm

Fucking shit.... I know it's been discussed in this thread before but Bob is ridiculous with his questions. He's got the UFC guy on, asks "How much does a fighter choose his style?" and then rambles on for 45 seconds and talks over the guy while the guy is trying to answer the question. Ask the question and shut your mouth.
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