The Ticket Thread

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri May 20, 2016 8:13 am

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri May 20, 2016 9:38 am

You should know what you're getting into, but I'm in favor of anything that involves Corby getting slapped.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby LMQueen on Fri May 20, 2016 3:12 pm

That's. Good stuff. :)


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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby MBK271 on Fri May 20, 2016 11:34 pm

Heard it live the other night and it was completely stupid.

The guys just doing their normal stuff. To Robbi's point, if you're a woman and you go to a Ticket remote... just expect it and accept it. Or don't go.
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Sat May 21, 2016 12:10 pm

There are people who are at these bars/restaurants who have no idea what the Ticket is though
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon May 23, 2016 9:49 am

The Summer Bash Beiber song is pretty funny. I'm sure I'll hate it in a week though.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon May 23, 2016 9:54 am

I find the Summer Bash songs less annoying when I'm not familiar with the source material, which is the case with this one.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:40 am

Carlton Maxwell = Instant punchout
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:07 am

I love fake Casey Kasem.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:48 am

Slit Your Wrists Over Mavs Free Agency Talk is already stale.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:03 am

HornMafia wrote:I love fake Casey Kasem.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:31 pm

Jake fighting Mike in Duncanville at Fight Night? In.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:07 am

Hahahaha fake Casey Kasem "three lesbos and a banjo, here's the Dixie chicks"
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:51 am

This country music promo for Grenada needs to go. The music is God awful and it's "the perfect show for boo and bae"? Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby LMQueen on Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:07 pm

I hate most of the show promos on the Ticket.


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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:23 pm

You went to a Pearl Jam show, Corby? Wow you're so cool!
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby U2-Horn on Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:09 am

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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby LMQueen on Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:42 am

That was great. We caught it on periscope last night. This version was much clearer!


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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:50 pm

Mike in Duncanville went out like a bitch
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby McKinneyHorn on Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:32 am

Escorted by police I heard. [Norm]Mike, shut the hell up for a minute[/Norm]
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:07 pm

"Baby fuh-RET" cracks me up.
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:48 pm

Ha me too
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby HornMafia on Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:17 pm

What the f is up with the strange music every day on the stream?
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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby LMQueen on Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:24 pm

I'm a dancing fool.... I've heard it early every morning, this is the first time I've heard it in the afternoon. Frank Zappa?


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Re: The Ticket Thread

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:02 pm

I'm getting that too. Not sure what the deal is.
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